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The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, šš Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ā”2 years ago in Humor
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?. Top Story - August 2023. Content Warning.
Disclaimer: I use the word āfuckā fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used āThe 'F' Wordā somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Humor
The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They arenāt meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago in Humor
The Unconventional Job Interview
In a bustling city where skyscrapers competed for sunlight and pedestrians navigated the labyrinth of streets, there was a small, unassuming building known as "WeirdWorks Inc." Rumor had it that WeirdWorks specialized in finding the most eccentric and offbeat job positions for those brave enough to venture into its interview room.
By Noman Isaac2 years ago in Humor
"A Confectionery Caper: The Legend of Lolipop and the Candied Emerald"
In the heart of Sugarville, a town known for its candy-coloured houses and confectionery charm, lived the notorious criminal mastermind, Lolipop. With her vibrant purple hair and a penchant for mischief, Lolipop was as enigmatic as the candies she adored. She had pulled off countless daring heists, leaving behind her signature lollipop-shaped calling card.
By Harry Stephen2 years ago in Humor
Challenge me to write #100 things in 20 minutes?!
Edit: Correction of grammatical and spelling errors. Alright, let's go on and see about this challenge that Judey made. 100 thoughts in 20 minutes? Doesn't sound too bad. Hopefully by the end of it I won't have too many thoughts that are overly similar. I got my cellphone right next to me, with the timer set.
By Thavien Yliaster2 years ago in Humor
Learning to Shut Up
A quick note: The original version of this story was written for the Passing Ships challenge and abandoned because I couldn't find my old survey crew photos. I still haven't found them, but rather than let this go to waste, I dusted it off today and after some inner debate, decided to share it, in the hope that someone gets a kick out of it.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Humor
Love Brewing in Every Cup. Content Warning.
In the heart of a bustling city, where dreams and ambitions collided, a simple cafƩ held the key to an extraordinary love story. "CafƩ Serendipity" was a haven for coffee enthusiasts, with an atmosphere that whispered tales of destiny and romance. Little did anyone know, it was about to be the backdrop for a love story that would captivate the digital world.
By unknown person2 years ago in Humor
