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Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal
If you want to understand my hometown, you have to start at the MacNab Transit Terminal, the unofficial heartbeat of Hamilton—and the only place where you can witness commuter chaos, small miracles, and pigeon politics all before 9 a.m. It’s not just a terminal; it’s a stage. A place where timetables come to be ignored, announcements come to be misunderstood, and patience goes to be tested.
By Alexander Mind2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Things I'm Thankful for as a True Crime Fan This Holiday Season
Thanksgiving is upon us, and that means we hear Mariah's All I Want for Christmas on every radio station known to man, and we’re all more thankful for life and all that it’s given us than we tend to be at other times of the year. While everyone shows their gratitude for Grammy's mac n’ cheese, their good health, friends, and family, I'm over here showing extra appreciation for my love of true crime, knowing I’ll never be the star of an ID Channel show.
By Criminal Matters2 months ago in Humor
Miracle at the MacNab Transit Terminal. Top Story - November 2025.
There are stories that you hear and disbelieve because you think that you live in a very rational or at least sensible world. There are stories that make you question what you are doing with your own life. And then there are the stories that come out of my hometown.
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Humor
The Man Who Accidentally Rode a Man-Eating Tiger
The Accidental Tiger Hunter BY: Khan An Khalil Jabbar had built a hunting platform high on a towering tree deep inside the forest. The height was necessary—no wild animal could leap that far up. Sitting on the wooden planks, Mirza Wahid Baig looked more excited than ever. He kept checking his rifle again and again, almost lovingly. Since childhood he had devoured adventure stories about hunting, and now he believed destiny had finally called him.
By Khan 2 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Never Say No to Panda
Never Say No to Panda is a viral advertising campaign launched in 2010 for Panda Cheese, a processed cheese product manufactured by the Egyptian company Arab Dairy. The series consists of three television commercials set in everyday locations—an office, a hospital, and a supermarket—where a person refuses an offer of Panda Cheese, prompting the sudden appearance of a giant, anthropomorphic panda that proceeds to wreak havoc until the cheese is accepted. Each ad concludes with the tagline "Never Say No to Panda," humorously portraying the mascot as an enforcer of irresistible dairy consumption.
By HearthMen2 months ago in Humor
The Night the Stars Forgot to Shine
Mira had always believed that every journey carried a silent promise—some kept, some broken, and some waiting for the right moment to reveal themselves. She never imagined that her detour through a forgotten town would change the way she understood time, memory, and the invisible threads that connected strangers.
By Abubakar khan 2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
⭐ THE NIGHTMARE OF COUNTING STICKS
When I was seven, I started first grade. Back then the world hadn’t gone completely mad yet, and no one expected children to enter school already knowing how to read, write, or add. Don’t get me wrong — I knew a few things; my brother and I grew up in a family of teachers. But no one demanded superpowers from six-year-olds. In those days, we went to school to learn, not to be called “young scholars” from day one.
By Erian Lin Grant2 months ago in Humor
THE TERM “MILD” IS A SLEEPER AGENT
A classified report from the Department of Gastrointestinal Defense... New research has confirmed what millions of Americans have whispered in fear at 2:17 AM, bent over in sweaty anguish, regretting their life choices:
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor