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School Memories: The Ostrich Incident
When I was at high school, Sunday mornings were always reserved for my Art homework. I had an A5 sketch book that I was required to take home and fill with something new, based on a chosen theme by my art teacher, Miss Alexander.
By Simon Aylwardabout a year ago in Humor
The Sips, Suds, And Sodomy Challenges Of Life
Am I even old enough to need this, wondered Michael? It was all in an average day in the life. As Michael stood there, he wondered what else could happen. His week consisted of being kicked around by life, and life took on an almost angry-god like appearance. As cinemafile, Michael compared life to the giant peckered demon chasing Seth Rogan and friends around in the movie this is the end.
By Jason Ray Morton about a year ago in Humor
Behind the Glitz: Beyoncé's Most Playful and Relatable Moments
Beyoncé, often referred to as Queen Bey, is revered for her talent, elegance, and ability to mesmerize millions with her voice and performances. But beyond the glitz and glamour, she has a down-to-earth, playful side that often shines in the funniest ways. Here are five real-life anecdotes that reveal Beyoncé’s humorous and relatable personality.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
Gillette Scientists Confirm Six Blades is the Best a Man Can Get
In 2003 Schick had shocked the world by inventing and commercializing the first ever four bladed razor, the Quatro. Analysts credit that invention with igniting the razor blade numbers wars. Only three years later, in 2006 Gillette introduced the Fusion, the world's first five-bladed disposable razor. That same year Korean based DORCO released the first ever six blade razor the PACE6. Gillette followed suit soon after with the Mach 6. Many others would join them, and add even more six blade razor options to the market. Back in those heady days, it felt like the number of blades that could be packed into a men's disposable razor would continue to rise for the foreseeable future. Many analysts predicted eight or even ten-bladed or more razors to be available by 2020. But something unusual happened, the blade wars ended at six. For almost two decades now, not a single razor with more than six blades has been commercialized. A few scientists have voiced concerns over the years suggesting that we had reached "peak razor", but they were in the minority until Wednesday when Gillette scientists presented their latest findings which they say show conclusively that we have indeed reached peak razor blade, and there would never be a men's disposable razor with more than six blades. While the technology may be available, the market will not bear the cost. Moreover, the latest data suggests that after years of continuing to increase in coarseness and thickness, men's facial hair has begun to thin and decline overall. Gillette scientist Dr. Timothy Stephens said the following in a prepared statement. "Only a few short months ago myself and my colleagues celebrated a major breakthrough in our decades long quest to develop Planck's razor, the, until then, only theoretical, razor that would shave beard hair to the shortest possible measurable unit of distance from the face. Right now those celebrations are the furthest things from our minds, and our moods have turned to dismay and sadness. Today, the day we all feared for so many years has finally come. We have reached peak razor. In retrospect we probably should have recognized this ten years ago, but our optimistic hearts and minds and love of all things men's shaving related clouded our thinking. It has been almost twenty years since we gave the men of the world the Mach 6, and that will be our last gift to them. Analysis of our latest data on men's facial hair globally has confirmed what we had suspected for some time. The average thickness and coarseness has decreased by almost 15%, and that decline will continue into the far future. There is simply no need for a greater than six bladed razor, and in fact we may see a retrenchment in blade number until much of the world looks like Mexico where there is no market for a razor with more than 3 blades. If current trends continue men's faces will be totally hairless without the need for any razor blades at all by as early as the year 2300. That will be a sad day for the world for sure." With that Dr. Stephens bowed his head, turned and walked away.
By Everyday Junglistabout a year ago in Humor
Unexpected Laughs: The Comedic Side of Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, known for her acting, humanitarian work, and striking beauty. But behind her glamorous image, she also has a fun and relatable side. From awkward moments to funny interactions, here’s a look at some of the most lighthearted and human experiences that show Jolie’s down-to-earth personality.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
Unexpected Facts About Donald Trump's Unique Lifestyle
Donald Trump was chosen the 47th leader of the US on Wednesday, an exceptional rebound for a previous president who would not acknowledge rout quite a while back. With a success in swing state Wisconsin, Donald Trump cleared the 270 discretionary votes expected to secure the administration. He likewise won Michigan on Wednesday clearing the "blue wall" alongside Pennsylvania.
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor
Love or Love Bombing? How to Spot the Difference Before It Hits
Thus, I was right there, staying out of other people's affairs, looking at TikTok in my workout pants (clearly), when I ran over one more horrendously appealing 22-year-previous lifestyle mentor. In a voice so quiet that it could have been artificial intelligence produced, she talked about "affection besieging." I stopped mid-chomp of my basic reassurance chips, similar to, stand by a moment — what for the sake of generational injury is this?
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor
From Cereal Memes to Street Fights: The Funny Life of Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling is best known for his outstanding performances in films like La La Land, The Notebook, and Drive. However, when the cameras are off, Ryan shows a much more quirky and funny side that has captured the hearts of his fans. While his intense acting roles may have made him a Hollywood heartthrob, it’s his off-screen antics, unexpected humor, and light-hearted personality that make him even more interesting. Here are some of the funniest and most entertaining stories about Ryan Gosling that showcase his quirky side.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
When The Rock Takes a Break: Funny Stories That Show Dwayne Johnson’s Human Side
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a name synonymous with power, determination, and larger-than-life charisma. From his wrestling days to becoming one of Hollywood’s most bankable stars, Johnson has established himself as a global icon. While his on-screen personas often exude strength and invincibility, his off-screen life tells a different tale—one filled with hilarious and relatable moments. Here are some of the funniest real-life stories about Dwayne Johnson that showcase his humor, humility, and humanity.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
The Last Man: An Existential Comedy
So you wake up in the morning, and you open your eyes and say, “Today is a normal day. I’ll do the same things any other person would: drink coffee, complain about traffic, and look past the neighbors’ stares.” But then you sense that something is off: silence. Yes, complete silence. No cars, no noise, not even that neighbor who always sings in the shower at 7 a.m. You go outside, roam the neighborhood, and realize something is weirdly off: men! Yes, men! They’re all gone, and there are no men on Earth but one. What will you do? How are you going to cope with this new world? So let’s go to a funny one because, in an imaginary world, you become the last male that remains on this planet.
By Pedro Wilsonabout a year ago in Humor
HOT ONES
Hi sweetie, Gotta tell you something funny before I forget. Joan and I watch a TV show called “Hot Ones”. I think the channel is AXS. The host invites various people to sit at a table and discuss their careers. (Dave Grohl and Scarlet Johansen for example.
By James Youngabout a year ago in Humor
