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I Don’t Know What My Elbows Are Doing Anymore
There’s a very specific type of rage that only erupts when you bump your elbow on the edge of a table that you positioned. Like you, personally. You set it there. You saw it. You walked by it seventeen times. And yet, boom — it takes your elbow out like it's in a street fight for survival.
By Journey with George10 months ago in Humor
Grandpa Bert's Accidental Tech Rebellion: How a Wi-Fi Mishap United (and Divided) a Small Town.
It all started with a blinking red light. Seventy-five-year-old Bertram "Bert" Higgins had never considered himself a tech wizard. His relationship with the internet was transactional: emails to his grandkids, weekly video calls with his old Army buddy in Florida, and the occasional Google search to settle debates about whether tomatoes are fruits (they are, much to his dismay). But when his router began flashing an ominous crimson one Tuesday morning, Bert did what any reasonable person would do: he unplugged it, counted to ten, and plugged it back in.
By Sanchita Chatterjee10 months ago in Humor
The Grilled Cheese Incident: Burnt Bread and Boundary Issues
There’s a special kind of sadness that comes from burning a grilled cheese. It’s not just the smell of failure wafting through your kitchen—it’s the realization that somewhere between buttering the bread and melting the cheese, you stopped paying attention. And for what? A text message? A drama that ain’t yours? A person who doesn’t even like cheese?
By Sam Miller10 months ago in Humor
The Businessman vs. The Grim Reaper – Guess Who Won?
The Great Escape - Finally Trapped: A Tale of Wit and Deception 🎭 The Art of Cheating Death—With Style! Life is full of unexpected twists, but what happens when the ultimate enforcer of deadlines—the Grim Reaper—comes knocking? This is the absurdly hilarious tale of a businessman who decided that death could wait… preferably forever.
By PRABAL TR PRO10 months ago in Humor
The Most Ridiculous Case of Fake News Ever – And It Happened in a Family! 😜
The Great Miscommunication: How Corruption Starts from Home 🏡 Introduction: When a Small Lie Turns into a Big Scandal Wrongdoing doesn’t always originate in official institutions or shady business deals. Sometimes, it starts much closer to home—right in our living rooms. 😊
By PRABAL TR PRO10 months ago in Humor
Who's Your Daddy
So, I work at a thrift store that takes donations from the public. I am one of the employees that collects the donations. There I was in the sunshine waiting for cars with a smile on my face. I helped a few people and then, this guy shows up with an entire truck bed of stuff to donate. I uncharitably thought oh no here we go because truck beds full of grubby looking boxes are usually a pain in the ass to deal with. Still, I kept that smile on my face and greeted the customer and told him how it all worked. Plus, the guy was wearing a great shirt, and I definitely gave him points for that. It was the shirt in the picture above. It had Darth Vader and below it said, “who’s your daddy.” I mean who doesn’t love a quirky Star Wars shirt? This one was just hilarious. I grinned and said, “I love your shirt!” with nerdy enthusiasm and was not prepared for what happened next.
By Katie L. Oswald (BookDragon)10 months ago in Humor
Certifiably Sane and Incredibly Rational
“Get back inside,” Kate said. She didn’t look happy. “Just a couple more minutes, and I’ll come to bed,” I said. “Rob, it’s two in the morning, it’s snowing, and you’re sitting on a lawn chair surrounded by empty beer bottles.”
By Robert Graziano10 months ago in Humor
200+ Guava Puns That Will Have You Laughing and Feeling Sweetly Fruity
Guava is a tropical fruit that’s beloved for its unique flavor, juicy flesh, and health benefits. Its sweet and slightly tart taste makes it perfect for snacking, juicing, or adding to smoothies, jams, and desserts. But what many people may not realize is that guava puns can also serve as the foundation for some hilarious puns that are sure to make your friends smile. Whether you're looking to lighten up a conversation or add a bit of humor to a meal, guava puns are the perfect way to bring a fun twist to your day.
By JokeJester10 months ago in Humor
"The Greatest Theft of Cats"
"The Greatest Theft of Cats" Overly ambitious 10-year-old Timmy came up with his most brilliant plan yet on a calm Sunday afternoon. He decided to carry out a theft since he was sick of the same old routine of eating chips and playing video games. It is not just any theft, though. No, stealing... the neighbor's cat was supposed to be a high-stakes, top-secret operation.
By Rajoan Islam10 months ago in Humor
