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Aristocrat Jokes: A Royal Dose of Humor
When you hear the word “aristocrat,” you probably imagine grand castles, fancy feasts, and people in powdered wigs. But beyond the pomp and circumstance, there’s plenty of room for humor. Aristocrat jokes poke fun at the lavish lifestyles, quirky habits, and sometimes the pretentiousness associated with the upper class.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor
Turns out caffeine + chaos = a book. Who knew?
I Accidentally Published a Book. Oops. So, it happened. My first book is out in the world. Rom Com Published. Official. Done. It’s out there wandering the wilderness of the internet, wearing its little digital shoes, trying to find kind readers who will give it shelter, coffee, and maybe a good review.
By Tina's Blossom Life5 months ago in Humor
Human Bodies: A Squishy Design Flaw Waiting to Happen
Good evening, fellow meatbags! Have you ever stubbed your toe so hard that you suddenly believed in alternate dimensions? Or smashed your shin on a coffee table and wondered if bones can actually scream? Congratulations! You’ve just experienced the tragic comedy of human design.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Owl Jokes for Kids: Hoots, Giggles, and Feathery Fun
When kids think of owls, they usually picture those wide eyes, fluffy feathers, and a little “hoot-hoot” in the night sky. But guess what? Owls aren’t just fascinating birds—they’re also perfect for jokes! Their funny expressions, mysterious habits, and “wise” reputation make them ideal for lighthearted wordplay.
By JokeJester5 months ago in Humor
Nihilist Rejects Nihilism
In what many are calling the apotheosis of nihilism, for the first time ever a nihilist has rejected nihilism itself. Nihilism is a philosophical belief system which traditionally holds that life is without meaning. It encompasses various perspectives, but often includes the rejection of traditional values and objective morality. In its most extreme form it rejects all systems of beliefs and values, including all philosophies but for one, nihilism itself. That changed on Friday this past week when radical nihilist Ted Stephens reportedly rejected nihilism calling it “completely unfounded, meaningless, and indifferent” in a series of posts to various social media and web publishing platforms. The posts included a number of black and white images of a rail thin, pasty white, visibly despairing Mr. Stephens dressed in black t-shirt and black pants and wearing a black French beret staring sadly out a window. His head was enveloped in wispy tendrils of white haze emanating from a still burning, half smoked Marlboro red cigarette in an ashtray perched upon the only piece of furniture in the cold and dreary apartment Mr. Stephens calls home. Tears could be seen just beginning to form in each eye as he contemplated the meaninglessness of a life without even a philosophy of meaninglessness to describe the desperate sadness and hopelessness of it. Wondering what to make of a of universe about which we can have no certain knowledge and now empty of even a philosophy man could use to convey the true depths of its emptiness. If he were not a nihilist Mr. Stephens would have described it as very existential. Fortunately, having rejected nihilism he was now free to embrace existentialism which he reportedly has done with gusto. In his final post he said “rejecting nihilism as meaningless has allowed me the individual freedom and given me the responsibility to create meaning for myself while still allowing me to grapple with the great questions of meaning and existence. Most importantly it has allowed me to remaining depressed and sun averse. Moreover, its practitioners embrace cigarette smoking and the wearing of all black clothes and french berets with almost as much enthusiasm as the nihilists once did before I rejected them and their philosophy so completely and thoroughly.”
By Everyday Junglist5 months ago in Humor
Bad Drivers: A Field Guide to Vehicular Villainy
🚦 Exhibit A: Roundabouts – The Bermuda Triangle of Traffic The instant certain drivers approach a roundabout, their brains reboot. All sense of direction and purpose evaporates, replaced by pure panic. It’s like watching a flock of birds get flash-banged by a solar flare:
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
