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I hate turkey meat
This cooked turkey may look mouthwatering and delicious, bet you can't wait to dig in. Randy Fath - Unsplash But let's be real. How pretty is the real live thing. The lovely feathers are very eye catching. Really, really, let's be real.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
Spoonerism
Did anyone know that there is actually a word for a slip of the tongue? Bet you didn't know there was another form of SPOONING. Word play.
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Humor
The Best Cook In The House
Paxton will soon be ten years old in August. He has a younger sister that is the same age as him for a month. I have heard how much better he is at everything than his sister and for several years he has been the best cook whenever someone allows it.
By Denise E Lindquist3 years ago in Humor
Picture the world through the eyes of an animal.
Did you know that animals perceive the world in ways distinct from humans? Let's explore the world through their eyes. We'll begin with pigeons, who actually have better vision than humans. It's quite remarkable! Now, let's dive into the fascinating vision of snakes. Their unique way of seeing involves infrared-sensitive receptors in their snouts, enabling them to detect the radiated heat of warm-blooded mammals.
By Winnie Musyoki3 years ago in Humor
Harry Styles Impersonator . Content Warning.
Harry Styles Impersonator Harry Styles Impersonator is a dark comedy-drama that tackles the perils of fame and driving to attain it, celeb culture, and how the media treats people in the limelight.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Humor
SEARCHING FOR A PRE-OWNED CAR
As you might have guessed, the search is on for a pre-owned car. Reading the seller's explanation on Facebook Marketplace, the description might hint at future problems that are commonly referred to as red flags. On the other hand, some are downright funny. For example, this week was reading a seller's description which stated, "Transmission needs a hand."
By Babs Iverson3 years ago in Humor
Evening: Embracing Emotional Serenity
Title: Embracing the Emotions of the Evening: A Journey into Serenity Introduction: As the vibrant sun gradually descends, painting the sky in hues of orange and pink, a profound transformation takes place. The world around us undergoes a metamorphosis, shedding the bustling energy of the day and embracing the calm embrace of the evening. It is during this magical time that our hearts begin to stir, and our souls find solace. The evening, with its blend of melancholy and serenity, invites us to explore the depths of our emotions, offering a canvas for reflection, introspection, and unwinding.
By Ahsan Rajpoot3 years ago in Humor
Java Jive
In the early morning hours, when the world was still draped in a sleepy haze, there existed a strange guy named Sam. While most people stumbled through His morning routines in a bleary-eyed daze, Sam had a unique perspective on waking up. As the quote goes, "I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee." And so, Sam's daily adventures began with an undying love for the dark elixir that fueled his every step.
By Anastasia Dinh3 years ago in Humor
A comic incident between the judge and the criminal
Judge: (Bangs gavel) Order! Order in the court! We will now proceed with the case of the People versus Mr. John Smith. Mr. Smith, you are charged with stealing a dozen donuts from the local bakery. How do you plead?
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Professional Couch Potato
Introduction: In today's fast-paced world, where everyone seems to be constantly on the go, there is a growing need to slow down and embrace the art of relaxation. Being a professional couch potato is not just about laziness, but rather finding joy and rejuvenation in the simple act of lounging around. In this ultimate guide, we will delve into the secrets of mastering the art of being a couch potato, while adding a touch of inspiration, engagement, and humor.
By Josh Graham3 years ago in Humor
my ex-girlfriend
Hello. I am a high school student living in Japan. This time I would like to talk to you about my ex-girlfriend. You might think this is normal, but it was a surprising experience to me. Ever since I was in middle school, there was someone I had a crush on. At that time, she was a very good-natured and attractive girl to me. She was kind to everyone, and her　communication skills were high, and she taught me how to study. I fell in love with her.In my third year of middle school, I finally mustered up the courage to confess to her! All my friends said I should stop. However, I thought that if I attacked now and knew the result, I would be able to change my mind if the result was good or bad. But back then, I never imagined that something like this would happen. Unfortunately I was dumped by her. It was a shock to me at first, but since I've always been in a friendly neighborhood position with everyone, I was aware that I wouldn't be considered a romantic interest anyway, so I was able to bounce back quite easily.owever, a turning point came. Three days after being dumped, the girl contacted me and said, "Recently, I'm jealous of S.(In order not to give out the name, I will only use the initials this time.) It's about boys..."! . My first thought was, "is this bitch trying to finish me off?" , I couldn't think of anything else.However, I hadn't completely shaken off the girl yet, so I thought I'd at least listen to what shi had to say, and to my surprise, the boy was me! At this moment, I thought, "God really exists!" As we talked, we started dating. However, it was right before the final exams, so I couldn't go on a date right away. I was really looking forward to going on a date after the test was over. On the contrary, it was the only test motivation for me.But here tragedy strikes. one week after we started dating, I was suddenly called after school, and when I was wondering what was going on, I was told to break up because of "differences in values." I was half angry, saying, "I've never even been on a date, so what's your sense of values?" I remember being stared at by her friend when I went to the classroom to pick up my luggage without being able to say anything. All of my firends said "I've never heard of someone getting dumped twice by the same person in two weeks lol"Because it spread in the grade in an instant, I was messed with by boys for a while.But after this, there was an incident that I couldn't believe my eyes. Two weeks after we broke up, she and I went to Disney because we were originally going to go to Disney with a couple of boys and girls from our class. By that time she seemed to have made the switch completely and started saying that she liked my friend Y.( same )is the type of person who will do anything if he finds it interesting, so despite his interest in her, Y purposely shared an umbrella with my ex-girlfriend in front of me. It broke my heart. Even her female friends acted like they were sorry for me. There were other people, and I didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, so I put up with it. rom this experience, I learned two things. One, don't trust women. Second, girls are more about their faces than their personalities.
By denden3 years ago in Humor
The Upside-Down Shenanigans: A Hilarious Day in the Gravity-Optional Universe
DESCRIPTION OF THE STORY: In a parallel universe where gravity was optional, the ordinary routines of life transformed into a delightful spectacle of laughter and absurdity. This whimsical description takes us through a day in the life of Jerry, a resident of this gravity-optional universe, as he navigates a series of comical and entertaining situations.
By Edwin Kingsly3 years ago in Humor