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East Asian Mythology
East Asia is a region steeped in rich mythology and folklore, where ancient tales and divine beings have shaped the cultural and spiritual beliefs of its people for centuries. From the majestic dragons of China to the mystical yokai of Japan, the myths of East Asia are as diverse and captivating as the lands they originated from. In this exploration of East Asian mythology, we delve into the fascinating world of gods, goddesses, legendary creatures, and moral teachings that continue to inspire and resonate with people to this day.
By Yulianto Arif3 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious Misunderstanding in the Jungle: Tarzan and the Monkey Gang
One day in the jungle, a group of monkeys gathered around Tarzan, the man raised by apes. They were curious about something that had been bothering them for a while. The bravest monkey, let's call him Chatter, finally mustered up the courage to ask Tarzan about it.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
The Lady who fell from Grace
The koi pond at the Furry Gardens was a quaint little place having its meditation pond made of glass of two levels where the lower level existed a tea 🫖 house with a entire wall of shimmering koi fish. One Spring day the unexpected happened when the house boy who hosted the tea house noticed a very particular occurrence…Mrs Woods Mrs Woods come quickly, there’s a lady in the pond! The young boy was ecstatic.. Mrs Woods appeared revealing that she was indeed a furry cuddly Bear, being a Panda 🐼 What is it little Oishii? Oishii in turn resembled a Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️ named after the Ocean he loves to catch shrimp 🦐 in. Little Oishii pointed to the wall of aquarium glass where a elderly woman was floating among the goldfish Oh my! Mrs Woods immediately went upstairs and jumped in the pond having no time to catch her breath. Diving underwater she swam to where the sunken lady was submerged as if lying in a standing position. Towing her up, she floated like a boay to the surface. Pulling her onto the grass she lye still with her eyes wide open. Little Oishii ran over to see the mermaid up close. Do you think she’s alive? Mrs Woods bent over the mysterious body to see if she needed respiration. Her pulse & heartbeat were steady! And then she took a deep breath, moving her limbs, blinking her eyes.. I think she’s coming to..Mrs Woods sat next to the woman holding her palm hoping she didn’t need emergency assistance. Is she a fish? Oishii asked. Mrs Woods ruffled her puffy dress, lifting up the hem to check her feet. No, she hasn’t a tail as her frail white feet indicated so. Suddenly, she gasped & sat up looking like a euphoric balloon breathing out either. It’s alright, we’re here to help you. Mrs Woods told Oishii to bring a tablecloth being she was drenched. Mrs Woods reassured the elderly entity as he wrapped her body with long draping hair wondering just where she came from. The woman’s blue grey eyes stared at the two creatures who made her think of cartoons she saw as a child. I must have fallen through the clouds ⛅️ She exclaimed as her memory was not clear. Do you live in a cloud house? Mrs Woods who’s first name was Bamboo 🎋 really hadn’t the foggiest idea how she landed in her fish pond. I’m sorry if I made a mess of things. The lady said looking at the eyes of what she presumed was a teddy bear. Do you have a name? Mrs Woods asked. I am called Enchandra the eldest guardian of the hemisphere where I was floating in a sea of nebulous gas reciting a spell to conjure up a rabbit for my granddaughter when I seemed to fall in a hole! Your not a rabbit are you? No we’re not, we are bears. Oh..I guess I got the spell wrong.. Do you remember the spell? Little Oishii asked out of sincerity. I can try.. Enchandra closed her eyes muttering the words..Drizzle Drazel Drizzle Drone! Then opening her eyes wide she said..Looks like this one wants to be sewn! Oh but I lost the toy rabbit 🐇 I was hoping to transform..I remember that spell from the Wizard in my Bullwinkle cartoon! Oishii exclaimed..Well, I’m not that original..Her eyes widened of a thought while speaking to Oishii bear. My granddaughter would love to see a talking bear..Maybe my spell wasn’t so bad after all..Can we go to her house?. It would be like going to the circus! Oishii exclaimed while reaching for a honey bun. A circus in the sky somewhere where we don’t know is too dangerous Oishii..Of course it is, you have this wonderful tea house to maintain while I’m not sure how I can get back…Lady Enchandra said while sipping warm lotus tea. Oishii went to the fireplace where he hung the drenched dress having it stiffened yet dry. Thank you young man! The lady said as she went behind a bamboo curtain to change. Do you have anyone you can call, we have a telephone..Mrs Woods asked. I remember those before I ascended, we haven’t any use for them in the Neatherworld. How do you communicate in a world so sublime? We simply yell out the name of the person we wish to conjure up. Why don’t you try it here to call your family.. Let’s see if it works, I’ve never tried it this far away..Closing her eyes again, the white haired lady concentrated while a slight ringing circled above her being. Astral world so far from home..Calling all departed that hear my moan..I’ve fallen through a air pocket through the sky..Transcending down as birds do fly..If someone can hear me, let out a cry..Suddenly their was a loud puff of smoke in the room where a man stood dressed in a glittering turban having a waxed mustache carrying a doctors bag. Why it’s Dr Bombay! Enchandra recognized him at once. Grand Enchantress Enchandra what can I do? I was just brewing a new medicine by using a flute.. The charming Doctor held out a snake charmers flute while a basket lye among the smoke clouds holding a dancing snake. Sorry to bother you but I’ve fallen from my throne in the hemisphere and I’m not sure how to get back.. Oh my stars! This is most alarming..The doctor twiddled his dash thinking. I haven’t the spell for that..You must acquire a remedy for returning yourself by obtaining the quill of a extinct dodo bird. Where can I find that? Not even the King would have that! No, I don’t believe he would..But as I was flying here on my flying carpet I spotted a museum that might contain the species you need. Yes, we do have a museum Mrs Woods told. Dr Bombay studied the furry creatures taking note. I do say you’ve traveled into the furry kingdom, you might have to disguise yourself when going to the museum. Yes, I do feel like a stranger..If we do find the quill, what spell do I use with it? There’s no spell, just a brew you need to make by using a fizzy tablet. I might have one in my bag. Finding the right tablet he instructed to put the feather into the drink. Once you drink it while still fizzing you will be able to ascend back to the astral plane without any further ado. This tablet is from the nectar of a Madagascar rare butterfly, it should match best with the feather. Enchandra took the tablet placing it in her pouch where she kept dry hankies. Now before I go, is there anything else you need? Well, yes, how do I disguise myself to look like a furry? Let’s see.. I haven’t a mask in my medical carpet bag, some makeup might do the trick with tangled hair. I think I have my eyeshadow case in my purse. That might work, be sure to use only brown, any bright colors would be a distraction. Enchandra fished out of her pouch a small case of eyeshadow. Well, I’ll be on my way..Thank you Doctor..Ta Ta..He bowed and disappeared in a poof. Setting out to the museum after applying the disguise, the threesome discussed on how they would acquire the feather. Oishii would distract the guard while Enchandra & Bamboo would snatch the quill. Once inside the museum they found the apparatus of the ancient bird standing in a roped display area. While in position near the bird, the two ladies gave Oishii the signal. Oishii ran out to the opposite side of the floor pretending to trip on a hacky sack bag. Doing his best break dancing he immediately drew a crowd including the guard. Easily for Lady Enchandra she quickly stepped into the roped area, plucking the quill that wasn’t so easy to pull out. Being so old in time it gave out a lot of dust as she stuffed it into her pouch. Oishii was spinning on his elbows with onlookers of all types of furry creatures when the guard grabbed him by his colar bouncing him out. The two ladies made the getaway as their mission was accomplished. That wasn’t easy! Oishii your performance was outstanding! Enchandra gave him a bear hug. And she has the feather..Mrs Woods informed. Lady Enchandra took out her prize holding it up in the sunlight. Oishii just grinned. Do you have the teacup? Enchandra asked Mrs Woods. Of course, as well as the canteen of water for the ceremony..The cup of water was poured while Enchandra placed the tablet of butterfly nectar in the cup then carefully inserting the Dodo feather. I hope this works..I shall never forget you..Her eyes teared up smearing her camouflage of brown eye shadow. You don’t look so bad as a furry..Why thank you Bamboo Woods. I’ve made a new friend..The two bears became bashful at the sensitivity. Drinking the drink while it was still fizzing..The mysterious lady from the pond began to fade. Goodbye she said as her voice reverberated high in the mountains. Oishii and Mrs Woods walked back down the trail to the tea house looking up at a shimmering golden moon. There in the moon light they could see a tiny silhouette of what appeared to be the woman in the pond.
By Ocusan M3 years ago in Humor
Dream State
A successful guy lives a double reality without really knowing it. In waking life, Dante Thorne is an internet celebrity — the center of attention and the decision maker. In the dream state, he’s at the whim of whatever his consciousness conjures up for him – often providing guidance and solutions that don’t work out for anyone.
By Evan Lord3 years ago in Humor
Toilet Cleaning and the Power of Love: A Unique Story of Forgiveness in Marriage
In the realm of marital bliss, a funny story unfolds between a forgiving husband and wife. As the husband reflects on their decades-long journey, he is in awe of his wife's ability to stay calm and composed despite her occasional mistakes.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
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On acid everything is very very important I had been on acid since breakfast and guarding the merry-go-round in my uncle’s Vietnam helmet was my only responsible choice. It was 2007 and my friend Ellen’s bachelorette party was raging sloppy and I knew everyone were incredibly vulnerable. Donned only in bridesmaids dresses, my friends cavorted in the dangerous wilds of San Francisco slurping mimosas out of baby bottles and occasionally exposing themselves as the ride careened at a seemingly impossible speed as legs and arms flailed in a tangle of chaos and light trails. Ellen was coming round on some chipped white beast of a horse and as she swung round she crossed her eyes, her tongue sticking preternaturally to the side and screaming, “BLAAAAAH!” and vanished from sight.
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Humor
sssInn the TV Show
Carla DePier is looking for work in the hospitality industry. What she doesn't realize is she is working with the Seven Princes of Hell.
By C.E. Mattison3 years ago in Humor
And Now for Dead Parrots, Flying Sheep, and Cardinal Richelieu Impersonators
Cult Films and Midnight Movies "From High Art to Low Trash" Vol 1 By Tom Baker As a child, getting home from school, I used to eagerly look forward to watching British sketch comedy legends Monty Python and their famous show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" rerun unaccountably on MTV during the late 1980s. Although the humor was a little too sophisticated for me, the show had a warm, if puzzling ambiance and often actresses that exposed a lot of cleavage. Which was enough to hold my attention. The flat, surrealistic animations, utilizing images culled from a hundred years earlier or thereabouts, were always grotesque good fun. The whole thing put me into an alternate world, and I wanted to learn from it, ironically.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Humor
Family Ties and Hilarious Twists: Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning
Once upon a time, in a small town, there was a humorous tale known as "Doctor vs. Crazy Person in the Morning." It all began on a bright and sunny day at the local mental health clinic, where Doctor Johnson, a seasoned psychiatrist, sat in his office, ready to face another day of intriguing cases.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor
The hunter and the animals
Once upon a time, deep in the heart of a lush forest, there lived a cunning hunter named Jack. He was known far and wide for his exceptional skills in capturing wild animals. Every day, he would venture into the woods, armed with his bow and arrows, ready to track and trap his prey.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
A Conspiracy of Clowns
A Conspiracy of Clowns Synopsis: A Conspiracy of Clowns takes the basic premise of the 80s sci-fi classics such as ‘They Live’ and ‘V’, only, rather than extraterrestrial lizards in a human skinsuit trying to suck our planet dry of resources while brainwashing and indoctrinating everybody to fight in their Leader’s wars, it is interdimensional clowns under a holographic shroud that have come to siphon away all of our emotions, beginning with joy and happiness. They infiltrate all walks of life, from world leaders all the way down to doctors, nurses, police. Garbage disposal personnel. Teachers. The media. The Clowns are everywhere. There is no way to stop them. They are all-pervasive, they have infiltrated every level of civilian and government life in every country on Earth.
By Dave Rowlands3 years ago in Humor
"Love Knows No Age: A Hilarious Tale of Senile Romance"
In a quaint neighbourhood, there resided a charming and lively grandfather named Bob, who had been living a solitary life for what felt like an eternity. Little did he know that destiny had a whimsical plan in store for him. Just a stone's throw away from Bob's humble abode lived another solitary soul, a grandmother named Betty. Both Bob and Betty, being advanced in age, were no strangers to the occasional lapses of memory that came with senility. However, this did not deter them from embarking on an amusing and heartwarming journey of love.
By Jointdfw 793 years ago in Humor