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32,000 Simple Steps To Build Your Own Tesla And Make $97,230 a Day in Passive Income
Last New Year's Day, Rebecca decided to embark on a journey of a lifetime to build her own electronic vehicles and independently earn passive income.
By Scott Christenson🌴2 years ago in Humor
Horoscopes for January
1st Quarter Sagittarius: Jingle Bells Batman Smells…Wait are you not the guy I’m supposed to see about the bootleg bibles for the church? Keep your eyes peeled this week for men from the Vatican, maybe set up some claymores and a punji trap
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
Goalie Giggles and Kicker Chronicles
On the bustling soccer field of a training ground, Pierre from France and Diego from Argentina took a breather between their intense drills. The topic of discussion: the upcoming Football World Cup in 2022. Little did they know, their banter would turn into a comedy of soccer strategies, goalpost gags, and the eccentricities of the world's most celebrated football tournament.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Kevina is Naughty. Content Warning.
Once upon a time in the quaint little town of Jollyville, there lived a mischievous young girl named Kevina. She was known throughout the town for her misadventures and pranks that would leave everyone laughing and shaking their heads. Kevina's mischievousness knew no bounds, and her antics were the stuff of legends.
By KAVI SEN2 years ago in Humor
And On the Second Day of the New Year…
Yesssss, I know I’m late! I finally got around to the '100 things-thingy in 20 mins' challenge that Judey Kalchik did ages ago, but she said there was no time limit so technically…
By The Dani Writer2 years ago in Humor
Reasonable Hand-drawn Facsimile
I heard a tapping on the window, like the sound of a tree branch in the wind hitting the glass. At first, I thought I was dreaming, but I slowly opened my tired eyes, rolled over, and listened again.
By Leon Stevens2 years ago in Humor
Ih: The Creation of a New Word. Top Story - January 2024.
We humans, we love our simple noises. Isn’t it great to be able to grunt and get a point across? Minimal effort. That’s what the human experience is about. Minimal effort for maximum output. In the English language, we have a lot of these. Ever notice a lot of them are two letters and end with an H?
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
Lingo
Nineteen years ago, I secured an audition for the Gameshow Network’s family-friendly program “Lingo.” As the game was played by teams of two, the PA with whom I spoke instructed me to procure a partner. Having been in LA all of a year, I could hold hands with every member of my social circle at the same time. What’s more, the audition was held on a weekday, during regular business hours, making finding a partner who wasn’t a showbiz aspirant that much harder.
By Chris Z2 years ago in Humor
I Told Our Only Son to Fuck Off on Christmas Day
So, you’re reading that headline and you’re rushing to judgment. Such language, you’re thinking. At Christmas too, you’re thinking. His only son, you’re thinking. You’re clearly not very good at thinking is what I’m thinking. Read on. I guarantee that by the time you’ve finished this article, you’ll be on my side.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Queen, an "If" story.
IF I WERE QUEEN? First and foremost, I am already Queen, by virtue of being born a woman. Oh, chuck it!!!!!! If I were Queen I would be queen of the world. I would live in a great and magnificent African Palace and be the best African World Queen there ever would be. I would enforce the laws that make women strong and fierce, while prioritizing and ensuring equality for all who walk this earthly plane. I would proudly live, love and embrace the queenliness within myself, so I can project it onto all who gaze upon my beauty and power with great expectations for their future. I would not disappoint my adoring subjects.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
Kitchen Catastrophe Chronicles
In the chaotic kitchen of their college apartment, Alex and Jess surveyed the aftermath of their attempt at cooking. Pots and pans were scattered like casualties of culinary warfare, and a mysterious smell lingered in the air. Little did they know, their quest for a home-cooked meal would turn into a comedy of kitchen calamities.
By Amit Kumar Lahiri2 years ago in Humor
Do You Use a Tap or a Faucet?
Britain and America are two nations divided by a common language. While there is some uncertainty as to the originator of the above observation, George Bernard Shaw is the chief suspect. The plant-munching playwright supposedly said it in 1942, although the evidence is scant. But differences there are, and I’m following in the footsteps of many a column writer by broaching the US/UK language barrier, a subject forked over more times than Shaw’s vegetable garden.
By Joe Young2 years ago in Humor