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Most recently published stories in Humor.

My Story
This story begins as does all stories, at the beginning. It then bulks up in the middle and thereabouts and, finally, tapers off at the other end.
By Marie McGrathabout a year ago in Humor
Two minute warning
I don’t have a penny to my name. Nor a nickel, dime, or even a quarter for that matter. What I have is integrity, or at least that‘s what I tell myself. But integrity doesn’t pay the bills or buy a fancy dinner with a girl. Which is the problem. Me trying to enjoy a meal with Anita while worrying about a bill that I will not be able to pay. Plus, she just ordered her third, fifteen-dollar glass of Robert Mondavi.
By JBazabout a year ago in Humor
National Spouse Day
“National Spouses Day on January 26th each year celebrates the bond between two people and sets aside time for couples to show each other gratitude.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Humor
That Time I Tried to Sell Coochie to Support a New Life on My Own
It’s cold and lonely on the open road. Each time a smelly diesel truck passes me, a cloud of dust and grit blooms toward my face, and I squint to see my way forward.
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor
El Rincon del Alma: A Tale of Tradition and Turmoil. AI-Generated.
In the heart of San Juan, a seemingly ordinary night at the bar El Rincon del Alma turns into an unforgettable experience for Jack, a curious tourist. As he immerses himself in the local culture, a dramatic Mexican standoff unfolds just outside, revealing the true essence of the town. With his newfound friend Hector by his side, Jack witnesses the raw and captivating reality of life in Mexico. Will this encounter change his perspective forever? Dive into the story to find out
By Vishnu venugopal about a year ago in Humor
Behemoth
Was it a coincidence that Behemoth felt an insuppressible urge to empty his stomach of his half-digested dinner right the very moment the fateful (or rather fatal) question was uttered? Daisy, a young woman of 30 or so, delivered her question, for some reason, very ingratiatingly. For one, it could be that she, surrounded by all these elderly gentlemen (not counting Behemoth himself, who was ancient as he used to enunciate with an air of self-importance bordering on narcissism), had a pressing concern that her life was passing by and she didn't want to stay a forever secretary loaded with a vast and vague list of responsibilities ranging from making coffee for these balding gentlemen to keeping their weekly meetings efficient enough for the clients not to choose Scumbag & Sons over their company by reviving the periodically fizzling out conversations at the round table with unimportant and sometimes honestly stupid remarks or questions. These men in front of her were the men of power, quite limited power, she knew that, but the staircase to success is made of steps, and she is well aware that one needs to climb them up one (maximum two) at a time. Daisy wanted a manager's chair. And then she wanted to become the company director eventually. She wanted a malleable and preferably also rich husband, a summerhouse at the seaside, and all imaginable life comforts because, well, she deserved all these. That's what the purring obsequiousness in her voice could mean. Or it could altogether be something completely else. Women are mysterious creatures.
By Andrei Z.about a year ago in Humor
Unmasking Brad Pitt’s Sense of Humor: Funny Tales from a Hollywood Icon
Brad Pitt, one of Hollywood's biggest stars, has become as famous for his acting prowess as for his down-to-earth personality and a good sense of humor. Despite his stature as a heartthrob and a revered actor, Brad Pitt has never shied away from revealing his funny side. From hilarious pranks on friends to embarrassing yet funny moments on set, Brad's stories are just as entertaining as his blockbuster films. Here’s a deeper look at some of the funniest, most endearing stories that show a different side of the Hollywood icon.
By Cool Searches about a year ago in Humor
The Epic Family Photo of 1920. AI-Generated.
Rich Italian Father’s Quest for Perfect Family Portrait Turns into Hilarious Circus as 1920s Bellini Clan Fails to Understand Basic Photography, Ignites Chaos, and Nearly Misses 5-Year-Old’s Birthday Candles in the Process
By Vishnu venugopal about a year ago in Humor
The Shaving Saga: A Cut Above the Rest
James was the type of man who thrived on routine. His mornings were a well-oiled machine: wake up at 6 a.m., stretch, shower, and complete the ritual with a shave so precise it could rival the handiwork of a surgeon. For James, shaving wasn’t just grooming—it was a sacred act of discipline. But no matter how practiced he was, the occasional nick or razor bump seemed inevitable.
By mureed hussainabout a year ago in Humor
The First Time I Visited a Psychic Was Also the Last Time I Visited a Psychic. Top Story - January 2025.
Once upon a time, I believed in psychics. I believed in Tarot cards and Ouija boards. I was confident there were special people in the world who could communicate with the other side.
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor
Don’t look at me, I’m a nerd!
Hannah didn’t realize she was still wearing her sweatpants until she’d crossed the parking lot. She froze in terror, knowing the hell she’d get the moment she stepped inside. All the excitement she’d felt on the drive over died.
By Bryan Warrickabout a year ago in Humor
I May as Well Be Travelling the Autobahn Every Damn Day
Lucy’s eyes are wide and full of concern as we pick up speed, passing a coward who is only going 120 km/hour. “Okay, Linds, probably calm the fuck down, now,” she says, doing her little moaning bark thing.
By LRBabout a year ago in Humor