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Steve the Monkey: Rollerblades, Hotdogs, and Complete Chaos
Dave was your average guy in a small, quiet town. He had a decent job at the local hardware store, a predictable routine, and a somewhat underwhelming social life. But one day, as he was flipping through the local classifieds, something caught his eye.
By Jason “Jay” Benskin12 months ago in Humor
A Plate of Chicken & Sides: Before vs. After Plating (Spoiler: It’s the Same Sad Food, Just Fancier). AI-Generated.
Before: The Reality (a.k.a. “Depression on a Plate”) Picture this: You’ve roasted a chicken breast. It’s drier than your inbox after a dating app binge. Your “garlic mashed potatoes” are lumpier than a 2003 Nokia phone. And the green beans? Let’s just say they’ve seen better days—like 20 minutes ago, in the freezer. You plop it all on a plate with the enthusiasm of a sloth on melatonin. Bon appétit!
By Anna-Maria12 months ago in Humor
Title: "The Clock That Counted Backwards
In the small town of Willowbrook, there was a legend about an old clock that hung in the town square. It wasn’t just any clock—it was said to count **backwards**. No one knew where it came from or who made it, but everyone knew one thing: if the clock ever stopped, something terrible would happen.
By Killing Mission 12 months ago in Humor
Shits to Fucks
Shits to Fucks: The Definitive Guide to Quantifying Life’s Burdens Disclaimer: This piece is meant for humorous and satirical purposes. No offense is intended—it is loosely based on a question my husband asked me when I used one of the terms, and he asked for a conversion table for clarification. Please read with a sense of humor!
By Xine Segalas12 months ago in Humor
Wasting Light
Emberfield was a town that was forever stuck in the middle of a sunset. The sun, having clearly gone through some sort of existential crisis, refused to properly set, flickering on and off like a busted streetlight. If you tried to catch a good sunset photo, you’d get something that looked like a toddler trying to paint with one crayon: a half-baked attempt that made everyone question their life choices.
By Jason “Jay” Benskin12 months ago in Humor
The Toothpaste Tragedy
Rafiq was not a morning person. In fact, he was the opposite—a certified, card-carrying member of the "Do Not Disturb Before 10 AM" club. Unfortunately, life didn’t care about his sleep schedule, and today, he had an early morning class. So, at 7:30 AM, still half-asleep, he dragged himself out of bed like a zombie and stumbled toward the bathroom.
By Mirhadi Tahsin12 months ago in Humor
The Day My Toaster Tried to Kill Me
I never thought I'd have to fear my own kitchen appliances, but life has a funny way of proving you wrong. It all started on an average Wednesday morning. I shuffled into the kitchen, bleary-eyed and half-conscious, desperately craving toast. My trusty old toaster, a relic from my college days, had never failed me before. Sure, it had a few quirks—sometimes it launched toast across the room like a medieval catapult, but nothing too alarming.
By INFO INSIDER 12 months ago in Humor
What’s Always in a Chef’s Fridge? ‘Without These 10 Ingredients, I’d Burn Water. What’s Lurking in YOUR Fridge?. AI-Generated.
1. Butter: The Unofficial Therapist The Situation: My butter dish is like a roommate who never leaves. Salted, unsalted, cultured, clarified — it’s a dairy support group.
By Anna-Maria12 months ago in Humor
That Bounty Commercial
Have you seen that Bounty Commercial? The one where retired football player Rob Gronkowski, and now… what is he, an analyst slash fun personality?... sneaks up behind people who are eating wings and wipes the sauce off their faces for them. It’s a funny commercial. And a great idea, having a mouth wiper for all your sauces. Um.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile12 months ago in Humor
