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Cosmic Constipation. Honorable Mention in Absurdist Awakening Challenge. Top Story - March 2025.
These days, the route up to Abra Doon's small stone cottage on Bridestones Moor is heavily militarised. Where once there was a winding, pot-holed country lane navigable only by sheep and the good-tempered, there now lies a broad, slick black tarmac expanse to enable the manoeuvres of tanks, missiles, and personnel. Driving up there, I lost count of how many checkpoints I had to pass through just for one fifteen-minute interview.
By Caroline Jane11 months ago in Humor
Elegy for Elphaba 😢
Greenest Elphaba, You're not Wicked And I'm not Insane These labels are slapped on us by minions, and munchkins, and malcontents, and moviemakers.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in Humor
A long way home
It's five o'clock and a Friday. Thank God! After a long week consisting of meetings, bar hopping with coworkers and overtime that only I seemed to have to deal with, I can finally go home and watch horror movies...Until I hear a voice.
By A.A.C.11 months ago in Humor
The Art of the Fowl. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
Chuck yawned in perfect sync with the buffering sun. Another day, another bit of grain. He rolled out of bed. Lethargic, he shuffled to the fridge. Empty. He sighed. The grocery store it was then. He hated shopping more than most things in the world but the recent glitch in the Zon-am algorithm had left orders scrambled again. Bacon replaced by potato chips, cheese with chalk and once, a screwdriver substituting a cucumber.
By River and Celia in Underland 11 months ago in Humor
50+ Funny Baseball Puns and Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out of the Ballpark. AI-Generated.
Baseball isn’t just about home runs and strikeouts—it’s also a game full of humor! Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love a good laugh, these 50 funny baseball puns and jokes will have you cracking up like a broken bat. From clever wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection is sure to be a grand slam. Get ready to step up to the plate for some laughter!
By pestosol11 months ago in Humor
50+ Funny Crow Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Caw with Laughter. AI-Generated.
Crows may have a reputation for being mysterious and intelligent, but did you know they’re also great for a laugh? If you love a good pun or a clever joke, you’re in for a treat! We’ve gathered the funniest crow puns and jokes that will have you caw-ing with laughter. Whether you’re a bird lover or just someone who enjoys a good wordplay, these witty one-liners are sure to brighten your day.
By pestosol11 months ago in Humor
50+ Funny Snail Puns & Jokes That Will Have You Slime-ing With Laughter!. AI-Generated.
Looking for some shell-arious snail puns and jokes? Whether you're a snail enthusiast or just love a good slow-motion laugh, this collection of 50+ funny snail puns and jokes will have you giggling at a snail’s pace. From witty wordplay to groan-worthy dad jokes, these snail-themed laughs are perfect for sharing with friends or just brightening your day. So, let’s escar-go on a journey of humor—one slow pun at a time!
By pestosol11 months ago in Humor
Tire Change. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
“Are you finished yet?” Maribel glared at Paige, who lounged comfortably in the backseat of the Camry while she and Erica struggled with the front tire’s lug nuts. Paige was too perfect and delicate for such work, of course. “Probably would have it by now with another set of hands, asshole.”
By Tina H11 months ago in Humor
The Great Cantaloupe Uprising
Los Angeles' Grand Quest for Cantaloupe It began with Greg going to the grocery store. He had a straightforward shopping list, eggs, bread, milk, and one cantaloupe. Nothing too extraordinary.
By Rohitha Lanka11 months ago in Humor
Let Me Out
It’s finally Friday! After a full day of teaching, it feels like my energy has been drained. So, I decided to do something for myself—give myself a little gift, just like I do for my students. Maybe it’ll cheer me up. I jumped into my car, buckled up, and got ready for my next adventure to the store. Strangely, my face wasn’t smiling. It was serious, as if this were a routine every single Friday. Or maybe it was! Was I shopping last Friday too? I can’t quite remember. Well, after thirty, everything changes—that’s what they say, right?
By Ina Zeneli11 months ago in Humor
The Grocery Store Conspiracy: When Bananas Plot Against You
The Day My Groceries Turned Against Me Have you ever had a routine trip to the grocery store turn into a full-blown existential crisis? I have. It all started on a perfectly normal Tuesday when I reached for a loaf of bread, only to hear it whisper, "Are you sure about that?" What followed was an odyssey involving telepathic produce, a cashier with a PhD in conspiracy theories, and a rogue shopping cart determined to alter my destiny.
By Alain SUPPINI11 months ago in Humor
The Renewal. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
"What can we help you with today?" Deborah, according to her nametag, asks from her seat from behind the transaction window.
By Aaron Morrison11 months ago in Humor