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🍕The pizza delivery mystery👀 . Top Story - March 2025.
"There is someone at the front door". Alexa announced in her proper, preppy English voice. Now Dad had just installed a doorbell camera/Alexa informing/bell identification system so one could know when someone comes to the door as no one can hear said bell from way upstairs; thing-a-ma-jig. I don't know much about such things as you can clearly fathom here.
By Antoni De'Leon11 months ago in Humor
The Time My Cat Stole My Identity and My Snacks. AI-Generated.
It all started on a lazy Sunday morning. I was sprawled on the couch, half-asleep, scrolling through my phone, when I heard the unmistakable sound of a bag crinkling. I froze. That was the sound of my secret stash of chips being violated. I turned my head slowly, already knowing what I would see. There he was. My cat. Mr. Whiskers. Sitting proudly on the kitchen counter, one paw deep in the bag of chips, the other holding a piece of my mail.
By Muzammil Faraz11 months ago in Humor
A Heart Attack at 18,000 Feet
The air traffic control tower sat quiet, its hum the only sound save for the occasional crackle of the radio. The controller were just finishing their routine check-ins when a sudden silence took over the frequency. the communication from the small twin-engine plane they had been monitoring was abruptly cut off.
By Rohitha Lanka11 months ago in Humor
Belts With Holes are Dead
Author's preface: In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist11 months ago in Humor
Drowning in Orange Juice
This morning started like any other morning in the life of a distraught, middle-aged man recently laid off. As has been the case since January, a bloated orange, smirking from within the greedy fingers of a pale, buggish alien, headlined each article as I doom-scrolled in avoidance of the encroaching day. The task of putting life back together for a distraught, middle-aged man recently laid off – after 15 years of service, no less – can be daunting, even torturous.
By E. L. Stacy11 months ago in Humor
The Art of Napping Like a Pro. AI-Generated.
Napping is not just for toddlers and cats. It is a lifestyle an art form and honestly a survival skill in this chaotic world. If you have ever felt guilty about sneaking in a midday snooze let me tell you this you are not lazy you are a nap connoisseur. Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to nap like a pro because lifes too short to be awake for all of it.
By Muzammil Faraz11 months ago in Humor
