Jet Ski and Firstkiss mishap

When I was in high school I dated a girl with Down syndrome. She and the family lived on Lake Minnetonka which is located in Minnesota.This particular day she wanted go on the lake.I didn’t have my swimsuit so I had to use my normal clothes.Her dad and I got on the jetski they owned. It was my first time on this new water craft.We got stuck in the middle of the lake because it stopped all of sudden. Her dad got off and looked to see what was wrong. He noticed that seaweed was clogged in the jet system. While he was cleaning it he placed his hand at extactly the right spot where it caused it to be tipped.When we got home her mom lended me clothes while I waited for mine to be washed and dried. The clothes were thrice my size. And the briefs weren’t even mine.

On another date her cousins were over she wanted to swim so we were having a blast.Playing water Marco Polo. All of a sudden she got real affectionate. We were in the deep end she started a long passionate kiss with me. I freaked and thought she was drowning me. Because I tried to take a breath but couldn’t. So when I freaked it startled her. Let’s just say she never tried that again with me. Until this day I have been ashamed of that day even though we don’t see each other any more.

When I got older I moved into a assisted living house where I have 3 other roommates. I used to have my dates over, until several of my roommates asked my girlfriend what her bra size was, If we got married if we’d be sexually active together. These are all things that only two people should know when the time is right. That is why I make it habit not to have my girlfriends over or if we have house functions where I invite her she’s not left alone in a tough spot by herself if I have step out to use the restroom because she got embarrassed and it made me feel uncomfortable that my own roommates would ask those personal questions.

Also in elementary school I got Scarlettina in my jock area.Scarlettina is the sister form of Scarlet fever. Accept this is a rash like bad acne and it itches. So everybody was laughing at me because I was itching it non stop till, I was called to the nurses office. My mom picked me up to go to urgent care. The physician they had was a female. I was embarrassed I said to the nurse don’t you have a male doctor they said no. So in front of my mother I swore and said fuck it bring her in because I was itching so bad.Also when I played football no one thought I’d be good at sports. It was close to the end of the game and I was inches away from tackleing the receiver and my cleat fell off. When I took my helmet off the girls I had a crush on were shocked to see it was me under the helmet.Another time I was invited to my first sleepover birthday party. Til my parents were notified at midnight to pick me up. Of course it being late they thought what did I do wrong. You see my friend the Birthday boy thought it was a good idea to go out and play ding dong ditch. He was caught and the police were called out. So that was the reason my parents were called. So they got the full story when they got there and found out I was a angel because I had stayed with another friend and gamed out.There was a time when I had crabs for pets the ones that lived at the bottom of the tank. Somehow theyed always find a way to escape.So it’s dark and my sisters yells spider and it’s my crabs crawling around.

Also I shared a room at one point with my brother I had the original Batman and robin from the 196o Batman tv series action figures. One day I come home and I ask my mom what happened,she doesn’t know.You see they were sprawled out on the floor.So I go to my brother and I say where are the capes? He says they went bye bye sorry. I ask what do you mean he shows me,I put the capes in the toilet and watched them go bye bye.

We had a Cub Scout Halloween party.I have friend till this day that doesn’t admit he got scared. We had things around the house that felt like body organs.The last one we had stairs in the kitchen that went down to the basement.We had my dead friend be the live head.He freaked and went out of there like a bat out of hell.

In junior high I had two girls I had a crush on one I wrote a note to.It was little to romantic to the point that she thought It was sexual harassment.I got in trouble because I had written a story that was too mushy.Another time I did a craft in school that was making paper roses.And it was a Valentine’s Day card gram.At the time the girl wasn’t ready to date but liked the gesture.But I wouldnt let up.So I got embarrassed again because I got in trouble again.Another time I said a derogatory sexual comment and got dared to touch her on the leg. But I didn’t know how this was severe and got in trouble again.

There was a time in cub scouts we went to a pool and I was a good swimmer. But this particular day there was a lot of people.I was swimming underwater and could not find a opening to get up and I kind a freaked. The next thing I knew I was being rescued by the life guard.Another time when my family took a vacation we stayed at a hotel that had a water park. I jumped in the next thing I knew My trunks were floating on top of the surface I had to quickly put them back on.

Another occasion my family went to a beach on vacation it was really windy.I don’t know how but I got sand in every orfice from the waist down. I spent weeks and weeks cleaning sand out it was like how did I get this much sand everywhere.

On another time in elementary school there were kids in school that picked on me.That twist my chest nipples, put my books I’d got at the book fair or order form and put them in the toilet.Called me names.One of them was a name called shrimp. It made so mad that I pushed the kid that was in a beanbag chair. When I did this the bookshelf fell and drew a lot of attention our way.

Another instance someone got into some stuff that he shouldn’t have and on this night we had to go take someone’s pet to the vet. So when we were at the vet clinic he layed on the floor saying that feels better. During this time people needed to get around so they literally climbing over him and looking all over to see who he belonged with. It was completely embarrassing.Another time on vacation to family function and at the hotel there was a dance floor I danced with a girl that was not part of the family.We liked each other. So we tried to find each other again I found her but she was with her folks so it was awkward.

So a lot of these stories are very good secret but I decided to write about them.And if this story got picked it means I won during a very tough time.And I hoped you enjoyed it. If I have to write more I’ll figure out more to add and change this last paragraph. I hope you enjoyed my accounts in my life that are consider no regrets.And thanks for taking the time to read my story.And hopefully I find another story to write that catches my eye.