Marriage Boot Camp:Love & Hip Hop Edition 2022:Season 19:Ep1

Hey hey 👋 what it do? How’s it goin? How are you? Tonight we gon talk about Marriage Boot Camp Love & Hip Hop Edition 2022.

And as MiMi posted on a previous Facebook post, besides Rich Dollaz and Mariahlynn from Love & Hip Hop New York and K. Michelle, I honestly have no idea who the rest of these bammas are 🤣🤣🤣.

My bad for giving y’all the bammas title before I even watch the season opener, but aye

#ISWISAIIWII 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sidebar:

As I was surfing for info for the show, I came across a trailer for it,and of course, clicked on it immediately. And if Emmet is about 5’8 on his tippie-toes…he looks exactly like my biological brother right down to the flap cap.

But if his demeanor is anything like my little brother, I might not be able to watch this 💩 cuz that’s a whole nother blog for a whole nother day.

Let me begin by saying that I had no idea Rich and Mariahlynn were actually a daggone couple. I don’t remember seein Mariahlynn at the Love & Hip Hop Family Reunion but then again, Ion think MiMi remembers much from that reunion other than I hope everyone got home to take care of their damn children ok 🤷🏻‍♀️

Erica Mena, babygirl how ya holdin up over there? And I mean that with the utmost sincerity 💜

Shekineh, Bobby Lytes, mimi Faust, Jonathan 💜 and the rest of you absolutely gorgeous bammas 🥰🥰🥰

But t’aint y’all show, so bye ✌🏼 purdy people!

But just to let y’all know I will be watching this show probably as my Blackberry Snooze Bite kicks in so I’ll be super super…

And now I kinda sorta want somethin lime to drink 🤣🤣🤣 but not alcohol cuz I’ll never make it through the show if I do.

Did I mention MiMi is a lightweight?

Well it’s either that or the 🌱 here is super duper potent.

But I digress…

Let’s get to the show…

Jesus Mary & Joseph. 😳

Emmett looks JUST like my biological brother and I can’t stand watching this 🍑🤡 smirk. Gangsta Boo confuses the beskittles outta me 🤣🤣🤣I’m tryna figure out how these bammas got together, but 🚨FULL DISCLOSURE 🚨 MiMi missed the first ten minutes or so of the show.

🙋🏻‍♀️Wait ! Boy embryos and pink llamas 🦙? Wtf am I hearing 🤣🤣🤣

I Love these Blackberry Snooze Bites

🤣🤣🤣

So Lyrica and A1 have fidelity issues ✔️

Kastan has had the same expression on his face for the past twenty minutes.

😳 ⬅️ Exactly like that.

🤣🤣🤣

Mariahlynn, Rich says you are very, very, very, damaged.😳🤣🤣🤣

And 🤷🏻‍♀️ she might be, but which one of Dollaz’s personalities did it to her cuz I think this is Creep Squad Rich not voice of reason Rich from the Reunion. 🤣🤣🤣.

My bad for referencing the Reunion so much, but despite the poor editing, twas really nice gathering.

The Combat zone room 🤦🏻‍♀️

I can NOT with those two.

And do y’all peep Emmett laughing at others throughout the show like he had some dope ass 🌱🍬🌱- or he’s part jackal

🤷🏻‍♀️#ISWISAIIWII

Kastan just gives off the vibe that he does not want to be there and he pretty much said he’s a private person so does he get cool points for showing up?

K.Michelle makes my head spin cuz she acting like a blatant narcissist ; but then she has a backstory which is sad. And it looks like that backstory is Kastan’s kryptonite. 🪨

And did we just watch Lyrica and A1 argue until the credits rolled…

What is happening on this show? 😳

🤣🤣🤣

I guess I’ll find out next week…until then

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale