Marry Me Now

Hey hey 👋; what it do? How ya doin; how are you?

Can MiMi just say that tryna find info about the second episode of this show before it airs is pretty much impossible 🤷🏻‍♀️.

Like all I’m tryna do is get prepared because the quicker I get the review written, the quicker it gets published. But alas, I’m goin in blind again.

Yes, I did watch episode one and we not gonna talk about THAT review ok 😔

Okay.

I’ll recap the show for y’all a lil bit.

Amira (Mooch) & Ken.

🚨I refuse to call a grown woman with a beautiful name, Mooch.

Amira is actually a very nice looking woman who looks like she was groomed to be Tisha Campbell’s understudy her whole life.

I’ll wait while y’all Google & compare.

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Am I lyin?🤨

Thank you; y’all know I don’t lie like that. I also wasn’t down with that “house hunting” lie. To be honest, Ken didn’t look like he believed it either.

Personally, I believe Ken figured out Amira was gonna propose before they got to filmin the show and had to be “talked into” 💰continuing on with the charade.

🤷🏻‍♀️ #ISWISAIIWII

Look, 👀 when Amira sauntered up to Ken in a wedding dress and veil all out on a city street and Ken didn’t start frownin, swearin, or stutterin immediately he KNEW🙄

Amira ain’t get down on one knee either tho, so there’s that.

Nevertheless, they both cleaned up well, and in the end, they both looked absolutely stunning for their nuptials.

The next couple is

Shana & Brandon

They’ve been together seven and a half years & Shana’s friends dropped hints that she don’t wanna get married 😳🤦🏻‍♀️

Brandon is an engineer who is methodical in his “train of thought”.

But he thinks he’s on a show called “Man My Cave”

That’s y’all lie?

He’s an engineer 😐

Where’s my Blackberry Snooze bites 🤣🤣🤣?

Ok Shana has Momma issues and she’s gonna call her on National TV .🙄

🙋🏻‍♀️ FYI if some man answers my mother’s phone and tells ME to call back in the afternoon cuz she’s sleeping. I’m callin the police on him, FOH. Ion care. Put MoMa MiMi on the phone NOW!!! I wish a bamma would 🤨.

Roland, Brandon’s father, seems 😎 as a fan, but he ain’t beat for the BS.

🙋🏻‍♀️ Is this where I predict Brandon gonna say no?

I think Brandon gonna say no & Roland is gonna call him a fool. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Look I’m jussayin.

Ok Shana reached her Mom. And this conversation was scripted too 🤨🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

My bad, you can’t tell me any different.

I’m so emotionally uninvested now, I’m bored 😐🙄

Shana doesn’t know her wedding colors.😐

Every woman knows what her wedding colors will be even if she never plans on getting married again.

Crème & Taupe cuz it’s just me & him on a beach and we’re both older. So if that means I’m marrying a brother wearing a “beige” suit then aye, call me bland 🤣.

🙋🏻‍♀️⏳ , He said yes?? 😳

For real? I thought for sure he was gonna say no. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ima wait, cuz he t’aint at the chapel 💒 yet

The fact she had to tell the people on the street that he said yes was irkin.

Brandon doesn’t look happy even with his nice teeth.

😱 He asked to wait?!

He’s got nine minutes to tell me why 🤣🤣🤣

Not that I care in the LEAST but I’d bet the farm it’s cuz he wants to control it all. 🙄

Men with tiny appendages tend to be control freaks.

And THAT’S the real reason why Shana was ambivalent if he said no.

She knew it wasn’t worth it, but figured after stickin around for seven years , she was gonna get the prize 🙄

Shana was wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

She needs to run.

He looks like a weasel to me now.

Roland looked at his son like he was insane when he said he wasn’t goin through with the wedding today.

Shana MOVED outta Houston 🤣🤣🤣

Good for her.

Bye Brandon 🙄

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Peace, Love, Exhale