comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
“Want to Come over and Watch Porn on My Flat Screen Mirror?”
I have grown to love working out and being in the health and wellness industry. Trainers are amazing to me. All of them! The dedication they have is unbelievable, although I do believe the dedication is in part because of their profession, but they do definitely have a different mindset and certain disciplines not all people have. Most of their bodies are amazing, both men and women! Now, I’m not the fittest chick, but I do have some beautiful natural curves that took awhile for me to appreciate, thanks to my mama! Now that I’m completely confident in my own body, I love myself even more. Looking back at when I was younger and having sex, I realized my sexual tendencies were nothing to brag about. I was very insecure about myself and wasn’t confident about my body. It’s crazy looking back at younger years and thinking I was fat! I wasn’t fat, I just wasn’t model skinny. If I would have known that having confidence = better sex, I would have worked on myself years ago HAHA. All I’m saying is please love yourself! Do whatever it takes to get confident. It will get you so much further than thinking you aren’t good enough, and once you become confident with what you have been given, I promise you that you will have the best sex you will ever have!
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
“Life Is Too Important to Be Taken Seriously”
I’m writing these short stories about my journey of life, not because I had it hard (you will learn that it wasn’t hard in the ways you think), but instead to shed some light and have some light-hearted humor in the mix. I’m a happily divorced single mom with an ex-husband that is fully involved and wants to see his kids, which in reality means that I began to have a double life. I’m a loving mother some days of the week and let's just say that on others, I'm a promiscuous motherfucker. Let’s just say I take advantage of the no-kid days to the fullest.
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
Balan's Magic Wand! (Chapter 2)
Chapter 2 Balan got home to his small house, which looked more like a cross between a science lab and a library had exploded inside of it. As he walked in, he grabbed the package on his doorstep, bringing it in with him. Odd, he thought, the wizard of the month spellbook was not due for another two weeks and he wonders what this is.
By Randy (TheShiftingBard)7 years ago in Filthy
Fourth Time's the Charm?
When I said, “It’s okay, we can just stop trying,” he didn’t stop trying. It was about a few weeks into this new relationship during the last month of spring to the first couple of months in the summer was when I had my first relationship with someone I met on Tinder. It was intimidating at first, believe me. But it was a risk I was willing to take to try something new. During that time, I was really into Korean guys. Something about watching all the K-pop music videos and TV shows made me think that one day, I’ll meet a guy who is Korean and that is as caring as the male characters they portrayed in the movies. Totally, kinda, wrong. It was a mess... ish.
By Kailee Viniegas7 years ago in Filthy
Engaged to a Ghost?
"What the fuck did I just read?" That was my first reaction upon reading the story about Amethyst Realm for the first time. Maybe someone spiked my afternoon tequila, perhaps it was one of the ghosts that apparently swirl around the woman from Bristol. Whatever the case is, this is the perfect story for Halloween!
By Edward Anderson7 years ago in Filthy
7 Things Women Think About Men's Packages
Unfortunately there is no nice way to put this fellas, but man parts are freaking weird. It's like Gonzo meets alien meets mushroom meets noodles. Don't get me wrong, women of course appreciate the male anatomy and the owner it's attached to and that is what makes it hot and desirable. Also, that is it feels really good when used correctly. I am in no way saying vaginas are perfect and beautiful, in fact I think they are also kind of odd looking, however a ladies parts are delicately hidden inside where as a man's are swinging around for all to see. And unlike lady parts, men's packages come in a very WIDE variety. Skinny, short, or long, shaved, hidden, or hairy, one never knows what to expect when seeing a penis for the first time.
By Jus L'amore7 years ago in Filthy
Funny Business
As I mentioned previously, I worked in an adult store. One of the great mysteries of the place was the back rooms. People always want to know but never ask. And I'm sorry to say most of your assumptions are incorrect. So I'll go ahead and debunk the myths and share some funny stories too!
By Dixie Coder7 years ago in Filthy
A Blowjob & a Wheelchair
My marriage came to an end. My future ex-wife announces she’s a lesbian and has been having an affair with her friend for 10 years. As you might imagine, I was devastated... because she was getting more pussy than me for the last fucking decade! That’s a story for another time. This story is about the first woman I dated after 18-years of being married.
By Andy Julia8 years ago in Filthy
A Funny Story When Becoming Sexually Active
The story and lesson I will be writing about is true, but names will be changed to protect one's identification. I remember one day one of my friends came over, and she is very young, which I would say close to 13 years old. We talk about a lot of things and sometimes I try to help her with life since I am older than her and experienced some of the things she is going through. Out of nowhere she asked me if I ever caught anybody having sex or saw anyone. Honestly, I was surprised when she asked me a personal and traumatic question for her only being that age, but later, she would be experiencing this type of stuff. I told her the truth—that I have caught someone in my past and it was gross, but people do not know if they will be seen or not.
By Putting It Out There8 years ago in Filthy
