comedy

Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.

Lend me your ear!
I'll start by saying: if you know me in real life and you don't want to know any details about my sex life I haven't shared (without anyone asking) already, you may not want to continue with this here article. Things are about to get weird.
By Hannah B5 years ago in Filthy
The Education of a Scoundrel
I admit it, I like to eavesdrop. I park my ears by people I don’t know and listen to what they’re talking about. I’m not a gossip; I rarely if ever pass on what I hear. But I enjoy being in on other berks’ secrets. Sometimes it gets me in trouble, but most of the time it’s worth it.
By Samuel Wright5 years ago in Filthy
A way with words
My heart was slamming into my chest as I peeked at the crowd that night. Sweat flooded my palms, my stomach started to feel like a butterfly exhibit. Anxiety slowly creeped up on me. The reality of the situation began to set in, In a few moments I would be performing in front of 2,500 people. It felt like just yesterday when I was staring at a blank page with soft instrumentals
By William Thomas5 years ago in Filthy
The Assignment
FADE IN: INT. OFFICE - DAY Melvin checks his assignment lists for his online classes at SNHU. He sees that he has to write one more screenplay for a short before his weekly assignments are complete. Melvin leans back in deep thought and sighs. Melvin stands up and begins pacing his office floor several times as he thinks of ideas to write about. Melvin sits back down at his desk and grabs a blank sheet of printer paper and a pencil. Melvin leans in close on his elbows with the pencil eraser in his mouth as he thinks over his blank sheet of paper. The first idea springs to life and he writes it down on the paper. He writes “setting - comic convention,” and then the plot, “Who is the greatest incarnation of Doctor Who?” He begins writing the names of all thirteen actors who played the Doctor and then realizes that there are far too many characters for this idea to be considered a “short.” Melvin flips the paper over with a disheartening expression and begins thinking of another singular idea that he can focus on out of all those swarming around in his mind. Another idea spawns. He jots down “The Coffee Cup.” The idea seems simple enough with a limited amount of characters to tell a comical story. He writes “Comedy.” Melvin leans back as he ponders his secondary idea.
By W.S. Klass5 years ago in Filthy
Halloween Swing
This is a true story. You can't even make this stuff up. I am married to a super hot, sexy 48 year old man who has muscles on top of his muscles. His birthday is in November just a few weeks before Halloween, so I decided to spice things up a bit and try something different. I determined to buy him an experience instead of some trinket that he may or may not use......something that wouldn't sit around collecting dust.
By Kim Malone5 years ago in Filthy
Nofap & The Iron balls
After hearing how wonderful it was not to masturbate for 30 days, I decided to take this challenge. I was kind of tired of doing it and had my doubts about the whole process, am I able to do this and furthermore how can this change my life, is it going to impact me in a positive, or negative way?
By Rocko5 years ago in Filthy
Angry Sex and the Sexiest Karma Ever
Angry Sex and the Sexiest Karma Ever It was the summer of 2009 it was hot as molasses outside and everybody was in a good vibe, music was bumping everywhere and it was like a kind of euphoric type of vibe surrounding the area, and as always I thought there would never a situation where I thought that I would ever have any kind of trouble.
By CELLZ6 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap ℰ𝓅𝒾𝓈𝑜𝒹𝑒 3 - The Dating Disaster
“You look gorgeous,” the young woman says from across the make-up counter. Samantha highly doubts the word gorgeous is the right description for her, but she’s hoping that the professional make over will help bring out her best features.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
How I almost got MURDERED on a GRINDR DATE!
Grindr, the source of every curious man's satisfaction. Don't deny it, if you are male and reading this, you've thought about dancing with the devil before (or just engaging in some foreplay with another man).
By Hyper Homo6 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap
The week drags by is interminably for Samantha...seriously, how much harder can her life get? She’s basically freaked out the day Blake caught her ogling his penis and now she is trying to deal with the proximity of living so close to her sexual harassment victim.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap
Samantha is proud of her accomplishments, She really is! She has a great job, a family who loves her and a cat named Harry who steals all of her favourite socks.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
To each it's own, we are on vacation…
This lovely story is about my second trip to Jamaica (if you haven’t read the first one, go catch up, it’s called “Ten Men Waiting for Me at the Door? Send One of Them Home, I’m Tired” which was incredible to say the least) and a bit about a few friends that can't be taken for granted. On this trip, I went to Jamaica with a girlfriend that I absolutely love but never traveled together before. I’m very particular about travel buddies (I can’t travel with just anybody and actually be myself. Not everyone can tolerate me and vice versa). I’m going to call this friend “Crown Royal.” I met Crown Royal at a business event and we became close friends shortly thereafter. I must say it’s a blessing getting to know her. It’s been 7 years since we have known each other and we are closer than ever (especially after this trip)… I can tell her anything and I mean anything!! She judges sometimes, but that's okay because she is the real deal. Just like me! Big smile! She is my person I call on the daily and will most likely answer . You don’t get those types of friends in your life too often.
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy