comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
Tinder Shenanigans
Oh boy I still remember this one like it was yesterday (nervous laughter). I swiped right and matched this guy, let’s call him Colson for his identity perfection. Well he super liked me and I have to say that was the first time I wasn’t disappointed/ afraid by a super like because let’s face it, the ones who super like us either have a weird fetish while also looking like they’re going to kill us or they’re just not our type... at all.
By Briella Javier5 years ago in Filthy
FAKE FBI GUY: part 2
I finally met Fake FBI Guy... And he's REALLY GOOD LOOKING... I was totally done with him when he stood me up for our Sunday meeting. Yes, I was mad even though I already knew he was a Fake FBI Guy and would probably have chopped me up and tossed in into the river after raping and torturing me for hours on end. But I like to live on the wild side.
By Anchored Gypsy5 years ago in Filthy
The Education of a Scoundrel
I admit it, I like to eavesdrop. I park my ears by people I don’t know and listen to what they’re talking about. I’m not a gossip; I rarely if ever pass on what I hear. But I enjoy being in on other berks’ secrets. Sometimes it gets me in trouble, but most of the time it’s worth it.
By Samuel Wright5 years ago in Filthy
A way with words
My heart was slamming into my chest as I peeked at the crowd that night. Sweat flooded my palms, my stomach started to feel like a butterfly exhibit. Anxiety slowly creeped up on me. The reality of the situation began to set in, In a few moments I would be performing in front of 2,500 people. It felt like just yesterday when I was staring at a blank page with soft instrumentals
By William Thomas5 years ago in Filthy
The Assignment
FADE IN: INT. OFFICE - DAY Melvin checks his assignment lists for his online classes at SNHU. He sees that he has to write one more screenplay for a short before his weekly assignments are complete. Melvin leans back in deep thought and sighs. Melvin stands up and begins pacing his office floor several times as he thinks of ideas to write about. Melvin sits back down at his desk and grabs a blank sheet of printer paper and a pencil. Melvin leans in close on his elbows with the pencil eraser in his mouth as he thinks over his blank sheet of paper. The first idea springs to life and he writes it down on the paper. He writes “setting - comic convention,” and then the plot, “Who is the greatest incarnation of Doctor Who?” He begins writing the names of all thirteen actors who played the Doctor and then realizes that there are far too many characters for this idea to be considered a “short.” Melvin flips the paper over with a disheartening expression and begins thinking of another singular idea that he can focus on out of all those swarming around in his mind. Another idea spawns. He jots down “The Coffee Cup.” The idea seems simple enough with a limited amount of characters to tell a comical story. He writes “Comedy.” Melvin leans back as he ponders his secondary idea.
By W.S. Klass5 years ago in Filthy
Halloween Swing
This is a true story. You can't even make this stuff up. I am married to a super hot, sexy 48 year old man who has muscles on top of his muscles. His birthday is in November just a few weeks before Halloween, so I decided to spice things up a bit and try something different. I determined to buy him an experience instead of some trinket that he may or may not use......something that wouldn't sit around collecting dust.
By Kim Malone5 years ago in Filthy
The Love Trap ℰ𝓅𝒾𝓈𝑜𝒹𝑒 3 - The Dating Disaster
“You look gorgeous,” the young woman says from across the make-up counter. Samantha highly doubts the word gorgeous is the right description for her, but she’s hoping that the professional make over will help bring out her best features.
By Ebony Rose6 years ago in Filthy
