comedy
Comedy and humor in the sexuality space.
ASS AND FURIOUS! NOT FAST AND FURIOUS.
The internet never stops surprising me, especially social media. The female figure has always been of interest to me. One because I am attracted to the female figure and the other because of the Body Positivity movement. 10, 20, or 30 years ago you could argue that having a phat ass was not a public point of interest. I remember having a big ass was something to be ashamed of, or be ridiculed about. It was always the Hip Hop movement that reinforced having a big ass was nothing to be ashamed. Fast forward a few years from the hit release "I love Big Butts" by Slick Rick, now everyone loves a big butt, wants a big butt, and will do anything to get one. How times have changed but I am not complaining in this article.
By URBAN GLAM LIFE6 years ago in Filthy
Confessions of a Savage
Men come in all sorts of categories as sex partners: dominant, submissive, pretty, kinky, large, small, excellent, not so excellent. Some are forgettable while others I still think about (For the ones I still think about, see my previous posts).
By Xena Warrior6 years ago in Filthy
“If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators”
I get in these moods to hunt sometimes. No not hunting animals, never! I mean hunting humans. Haha! Let me explain. One night I went to my infamous bar and it felt like I just walked into a shit show. I walked into way too many bar patrons that I have ultimately fucked in the past under the same roof. Holy fuck! Do you want to know how many past fuck buddies there were? Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, and not 5, nope there were 7! Seven? Holy fuck, is this an intervention was the first thing that came to mind. The 7 have been cut off in the span of the past 5 years and they make is obvious they think about me. The entire night, they came by one by one to say hello (I was actually there with my laptop typing and inconspicuously hunting for fresh meat). They talk small talk and try to test the water and get some pussy. I politely reject, say I’m working and next, another one comes along trying even harder. I didn’t like my options so No was the word of the night.
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Have you ever been in a situation where you fucked up so bad beyond any return of dignity? This has happened a few times in my lifetime. Usually because I was sloppy and messy and didn’t really care about anyone’s feelings. Let me explain….
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
Ouch!
I had heard all the stories about how big he was. And I don’t mean his height. I mean, I was told he had a whole horse between his legs. I have never rode a real horse, now I’m attempting to ride a whole man horse penis. Can you say, “young and completely dumb”? I also don’t know what in hell even made me want to find out for myself. I was a virgin! Yep, I said it, a virgin. But that was all about to change, or so I thought!
By Love MeTrue6 years ago in Filthy
Cramp!
About 12 years ago, I met this guy at the store. He had some physical qualities I really like in guys, so when he approached me, I was like “heeeeeyyyyyyy”. We exchanged numbers and began to talk on the phone practically everyday. He asks me out a few times, but I was hesitant! I don’t know if it was my “cukie” radar was off or what, but made excuses for about a good two months. So here comes month 3 and I was becoming more comfortable with dude so I was like sure. We did the movie and dinner thing and back to my place.
By Love MeTrue6 years ago in Filthy
The Epidemic of the Dick Pic
I have been single now for 4 years. For about half of those I chose to stay single, needing time to heal and grow from my disaster of a marriage. The other half I have actively looked for someone to start over with. Here is where I want to scream at every guy on the street. Young, old, professional, blue collar, single dads, baby daddies, no kids, alcoholics, or not, it seems as if every man at some point thinks it’s okay to whip out their dick and take a picture.
By Faith Heple6 years ago in Filthy
“Want to Come over and Watch Porn on My Flat Screen Mirror?”
I have grown to love working out and being in the health and wellness industry. Trainers are amazing to me. All of them! The dedication they have is unbelievable, although I do believe the dedication is in part because of their profession, but they do definitely have a different mindset and certain disciplines not all people have. Most of their bodies are amazing, both men and women! Now, I’m not the fittest chick, but I do have some beautiful natural curves that took awhile for me to appreciate, thanks to my mama! Now that I’m completely confident in my own body, I love myself even more. Looking back at when I was younger and having sex, I realized my sexual tendencies were nothing to brag about. I was very insecure about myself and wasn’t confident about my body. It’s crazy looking back at younger years and thinking I was fat! I wasn’t fat, I just wasn’t model skinny. If I would have known that having confidence = better sex, I would have worked on myself years ago HAHA. All I’m saying is please love yourself! Do whatever it takes to get confident. It will get you so much further than thinking you aren’t good enough, and once you become confident with what you have been given, I promise you that you will have the best sex you will ever have!
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
“Life Is Too Important to Be Taken Seriously”
I’m writing these short stories about my journey of life, not because I had it hard (you will learn that it wasn’t hard in the ways you think), but instead to shed some light and have some light-hearted humor in the mix. I’m a happily divorced single mom with an ex-husband that is fully involved and wants to see his kids, which in reality means that I began to have a double life. I’m a loving mother some days of the week and let's just say that on others, I'm a promiscuous motherfucker. Let’s just say I take advantage of the no-kid days to the fullest.
By Insatiable-ness6 years ago in Filthy
Balan's Magic Wand! (Chapter 2)
Chapter 2 Balan got home to his small house, which looked more like a cross between a science lab and a library had exploded inside of it. As he walked in, he grabbed the package on his doorstep, bringing it in with him. Odd, he thought, the wizard of the month spellbook was not due for another two weeks and he wonders what this is.
By Randy (TheShiftingBard)6 years ago in Filthy
