Some Girls
Tuesday 23rd July, Story #205/366. Absolutely do not read this. I am considering leaving the country. A tongue in cheek tale.
First of all, girls: do not waste your time on boys. Of any age. There is no greater waste of your time, energy, and potential. Do as I say, not as I do.
Secondly, since I know you'll all ignore my first little nugget of wisdom: do not spit. Spitting is for amateurs. It is not for ladies.
Some girls think that's how you do it; hawk up a glob of goo from the back of your throat to use as a crude lube, like a peasant. Good grief, what do they teach in schools these days? This is nothing but proof that the internet can help a lie to run around the world before the truth has got his boots on.
Pfft. Watch me. We can fast forward through the hunt, though there's a type of pleasure in that all on its own. Choosing him. Snagging him, first with eyes. Next, with hair, and curves, and shiny pink on his talons on his jawline and his chest. Is it the threat of sharpness amongst all this softness that's tantalising?
Taking him home. Coiling around him, possessively, practically purring. Indulging in the pause, that moment when we both know what's going to happen, and we are luxuriating in it. There's magic in it, if you know where to look.
At last, the inevitable, the thing they all expect these days. Again, thank you internet. Tugging at his waistband, licking lips. Are you watching closely? Slide your lips over it. Remember to work your tongue. Take your time. Wetness helps. And for goodness' sake, breathe. You might want to take in a big breath through the nose.
Here we go. Are you ready? There's a knack to it, but a lot of it is mental. It usually helps to tilt your head a little, so everything is at the right angle. Drop your jaw slightly. Relax. Say it in your head: relaaaaax. See how much deeper it goes?
That is how you coat him with the slippery stuff from your throat. By accessing it at the source.
Drop your jaw further and keep going. Deeper, my love. Deeper. Wider. Keep going, and swallow the whole man.
Delicious.
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Word count excluding note: 366
Submitted on Tuesday 23rd July at 22.21
*Very Quick Author's Note*
First of all, and most importantly: thank you so much for reading my story! The ha'penny that Vocal will toss in my hat for your eyeballs landing on this humble piece will be well-spent.
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Comments (12)
Well.... I have just stumbled across a different LC to the one I have grown accustomed to over the past week haha. I have to admit, this is very expertly written and I probably should have heed your warning until I was at least not in the office.
Your mind is a dark and thrilling place, and your talent for expressing it is unique. I want to "not" read more 😄
This was outlandish but with a point - great work L.C. Also the don’t read it thing made me like it even more as that is something I think over the most mundane pieces. Eyes on my words 👀- the horror!
What the hell did I just read? Groin candy? And looking at the picture, I guess some people come in orange? Going to take a cold shower...later...after I read it again. (After my refractory period.)
It didn’t read it, scouts honor!😇
I didn't read it honestly 😂
So all that "hawk tuah" thing was bullshit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha! What an ending! Of course I was going to read it!
So you sucked me in with the don't read line.
yeah the don't read it in the beginning made me read it anyway :D
Haha. Hell yeah on that last line. 🤣
nice insight. love how you said don't read it