The Thanks For Nothing Feast: A Family Gathering Like No Other
A Dinner Party Where Grievances Are Served with a Side of Fake Gratitude


You are cordially invited to a
Thanks For Nothing Dinner Party
When: Thanksgiving Day, when everyone holds hands, puts a smile on their face, and recites what they are grateful for.
But in reality, they express their fake gratitude for things in their lives that don’t mean squat to them.
at 4:00 PM - Until the last family member storms out
at: Your Loving Family Abode
123 Fake It Street
No Questions Asked, Gullible State, 000-LOL
What To Bring:
A list of grievances on how much stress your loving family bestowed when they didn’t show compassion, empathy, understanding or doing you a favor but dropped the providable football just when it’s time for Thanksgiving football!
Rsvp: What’s the fun in finding out who doesn’t have the guts to show up ahead of time. Let it be a surprise!
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Trying my hand at satire humor writing! I hope you all find it funny as it had me in stitches!
Thank you for reading!


Comments (8)
Laughed my ass off!
Hahahahahahahahha my favourite was the RSVP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha! Well that would definitely be one heck of a surprise!! Great one!
Haha. This is great.
Dear Lord, this is amazing! Made me cackle. Especially that RSVP line.
Love me some satire and this was biting and outrageously funny! Well done, Daphsam!
This sounds like a great idea!
Very funny - love it!