Seraphine Moonwater

VOICE: "Have you ever felt like something already happened...but you just forgot it?"

"Hello, I'm Seraphine Moonwater. And I don't predict the future.

"I remember it."

VOICE: "Are you haunted by dreams that feel too specific? Memories that don't belong to you? A sense that someone is missing...but you don't know who?"

MAN#1: "I called because I kept dreaming about a wedding I never had."

WOMAN#1: "She told me my ex was thinking about me."

PSYCHIC: "I didn't say he was thinking about you. I said you were remembering him."

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VOICE: "Seraphine doesn't deal in guesses, horoscopes, or vibes. She specializes in unclaimed futures, orphaned emotional residue, unfinished lives."

PSYCHIC: "Some people call it fate. I call it poor memory management."

Testimonials

WOMAN#2: "She told me I'd already met the love of my life. Two weeks later, I realized I had."

MAN#2: "She described my childhood home in detail. I grew up in three different places."

WOMAN#3: *whispers* "She knew my secret before I did."

VOICE: "Whether you're seeking closure, clarity, or confirmation that your reality is still the original..."

PSYCHIC: "...I can't change what's going to happen."

"But I can tell you why it already feels like I did."

seraphine moonwater is not responsible for: altered life trajectories, emotional displacement, recognition of unlived relationships, grief without origin, or existential discomfort.

VOICE: "Don't wait for the future to surprise you."

PSYCHIC: "Remember it first."

SERAPHINE MOONWATER—Because deja vu is just a memory trying to get your attention.