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I Don't Need A Priest

I Need A Counselor

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 3 years ago 1 min read
I Don't Need A Priest
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This is to the spirits living in my house.

I've grown accustomed to the noises you make. To the doors opening and closing, and the room temperatures changing.

I've even gotten used to the random item falling to the floor, for no reason.

What I can't understand is, if you're able and willing to move things around on your own, why on earth can't you help with the mopping, the laundry or the dishes?

Come on, you live rent free!

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About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Lamar Wiggins3 years ago

    Hahahaha! Yeah! Get your lazy bones to work! Wait, do ghost have bones?

  • Gina C.3 years ago

    I think about this all the time 😅 Love it!

  • Hahahaha, that's a very good question! I mean if they helped around the house more, people wouldn't try to get rid of them!

  • You tell 'em, Kelley!

  • L.C. Schäfer3 years ago

    Live? 😜

  • Loryne Andawey3 years ago

    Yes! Everyone, dead or alive, need to pitch in with these prices God damn!

  • Jonathan Townend3 years ago

    That’s hysterical Kelli🤣, just brilliant!

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