Scott Christenson🌴
Bio
Born and raised in Milwaukee WI, living in Hong Kong. Hoping to share some of my experiences w short story & non-fiction writing. Have a few shortlisted on Reedsy:
https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/scott-christenson/
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The Bropeachment
“We need to arrange a family meeting,” Mom declared, her tone leaving no room for argument. She set about calling and texting our relatives, inviting them to come to our place. Blessed with a commanding presence, combined with the intellectual heft of a well-trained lawyer, people tended to do what she asked. I had to track down Jason, who had moved into the UW dorm last year, and talk him into attending.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Families
A Kick in the Backside
I’m a mediocre writer, so bear with me. I don't have an MFA, and I’m probably not going to win a writing contest, especially not one titled “Letters of Gratitude,” which will certainly be filled with amazing tributes to cherished parents, steadfast friends, and lifelong partners.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Humans
Survival Guide for a Trump Reelection
You might hate him, you might love him, you might wish he trips down a very tall, steep staircase, but like preparing for a hurricane, it’s better to have a plan in advance for a 2nd Trump presidency, than to walk out into a storm unprepared.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in The Swamp
Sugar Glider
There was only one rule: don’t open the door. Unemployed, after MATC said they no longer needed my teaching skills, I was living with my friend Jake. My parents didn’t want my 37-year-old sorry ass at their place, so I was happy Jake said I could crash.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Horror
What The Heck is Wrong With The Harris and Trump Campaigns?
In a political landscape that feels like a never-ending episode of "Survivor," New York Time's critic David Brooks dives into the baffling state of American politics, raising a burning question: Why are the polls as immobile as a deer caught in headlights? And why has the political arena been a 50–50 stalemate for over a decade?
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in The Swamp
Six 1-Minute Habits To Save Hours Every Week
Being productive is essential for a successful career in writing. You may know the story of the Mexican Fisherman. In its 2024 version, if you nail your side hustle of writing, you may one day have enough money to slow down, sit back, and watch the sunset instead of writing about it.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in Humor
9 Amazing Advantages of Not Voting
It's 1 month to the American election, the most crucial election ever! However, if you do not live in a swing state, and/or you need to prioritize your overall physical or metal health, there might be a few advantages in joining me sitting this one out, and letting other people decide who will be the ruler of the known universe.
By Scott Christenson🌴about a year ago in The Swamp
