Kent Brindley
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Smalltown guy from Southwest Michigan
Lifelong aspiring author here; complete with a few self-published works always looking for more.
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Michiganders Are Mean...
"So there we were and...oh; every restaurant in this town SUCKS! They have, like, NO manners around here! (I was in the Service Industry for, like, one minute of my life by the way, so, yeah, I know how to work it, dammit!) This Michigan is, like, NO Chicago where we happen to BE from! The things and people are SOHHH much better in Chicago; which is why we left home to go on vacation in the first place... Okay, so, take this last place we were at; HOLY JEEPERS! We, like, wanted quarters for the Pool Table and, like, NO ONE would help us! They wouldn't accept our credit card and put a whole bunch of quarters on it! They wouldn't take time away from other customers to download a cash app for US and, like, invest in quarters THAT way! I mean, only POOR people carry actual dollar bills to exchange for quarters the way that it, naturally, WORKS best! I mean, YOU'RE the peasants from the small harbor town, WE'RE the big city folks; you are SUPPOSED to just be BEGGING us to hand you a credit card in exchange for change. You should only NATURALLY take valuable time away from customers actually eating and drinking download a cash app to exchange for quarters! Who are YOU to tell me that there's a convenient ATM right there in the corner? EWWW! Debit cards? Legitimate bills? What are we; POORS or something? I'm not drunk, dammit! So, anyway...HEY, hey, GUY! He's the one! He wanted to be our HERO! He reached for a wallet because, like a broke LOSER, he not only works in the restaurant but carries actual CURRENCY! C'mere! YOU wanted to help us while everyone else SUCKS AT THEIR JOBS! High-Five; I wanna buy you a DRINK!"
By Kent Brindleyabout a year ago in Fiction
