Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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We the People. Content Warning.
Give me your tired, your poor, your sex-starved, your huddled masses yearning to be sexually free, the inhibited who refuse your prudish ashore. Send these, your horny, sex-obsessed to me. I lift my UV lamp beside your slippery door!”
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
The Fartblossom. Content Warning.
The fartblossom (Malodorus flatulus) is an aquatic or ground plant whose leaves float atop the water or protrude from the ground from a stalk that is quite prickly and hairy. Its roots extend vertically below the surface, where it is anchored via a circular contractile ground sphincter that orients its tilt.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Humor
