Casper

Limerick of the Week(Halloween ’23 Edition)

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read

--Fertilizer is fertilizer is fertilizer

There once was a ghost named Casper

Who was confused by his own hereafter

The church used his organs

To fertilize its gardens

Plus the shit scared outa the pastor

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

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