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For Trump's Fans, foes, frenemies and Twitter followers.
Dear Donald Trump
Dear Donald Trump, I want to thank you for bringing this country to an all-time low. Other countries are probably laughing their butts off at the embarrassment of having you as our president for four LONG years. How do we as a country expect other countries to take us seriously when our President has made a fool of himself and our country? Despite the number of supporters you have, obviously the majority of the Americans have spoken and you will no longer be in office. Thank God for small miracles. I honestly don't think I could take another four years of your shenanigans. Every time I turned on the news, it was always something that you had either said or done that made me want to gag. I had registered to vote for the first time so I could vote against you and vote for newly-elected President Joe Biden. Unfortuntaly, I was unable to get my voter card in time, but thanks to my fellow American's who haven't fallen victim to your line of lies and psychiatric tendencies, I still got the outcome of the election that I wanted. But before you leave office, there are a few things I think you should know.
By Vanna Vorbach5 years ago in The Swamp
Avenging Lady Liberty
Dear Donald Trump, I wrote you a letter four years ago when you first took the most cherished position in the oval office. Through shaking hands and eyelashes drenched in a rude awakening, I wrote you a note I knew your narcissism would never allow your eyes to see. I sit here today on January 17th, 2021 and yet again I write you a letter you will never read.
By heather may5 years ago in The Swamp
6 Things Former Presidents Can't Do After Leaving Office
Dear Donald Trump, The country has only one president at a time. Therefore, after Joe Biden is sworn in at 12 noon on Wednesday, January 20, 2021, you Donald J. Trump becomes a private citizen one minute later.
By Margaret Minnicks5 years ago in The Swamp
A Letter to the Dirty Old Fat Man
Dear Mr. Trump, From the first four years in your office, I am slightly convinced of how you have become the first American president with no experience or any official position in politics and the second celebrity president since Ronald Reagan in the 1980s. But, you were not like Reagan when you first sworn in. When I first heard years before the 2016 election that you were announcing your ticket in the GOP race for president, I thought that was a huge joke like what Kanye West said during the MTV awards at that same year. Every time I saw you on TV with that rally in front and behind you and brought discussions like boarder immigration, putting the blame on China, mocking a disabled reporter, and insulting the Bush and the McCain families, that was so cold that nobody would have liked you. Instead, your children, I mean your MAGA supporters, felt that you encouraged them to follow in your footsteps and do whatever they want to make every American, including minorities and immigrants, angry and all upset. Even when you threatened a government shutdown, that made all federal workers hurt. When you said that your administration was greater than any presidential cabinet in history, everyone in the UN and the world starting laughing at you, NOT with you, you old coot! Up until we were hit by the pandemic, you made things here too easily difficult for us to live. That was when at the last days of your presidency, it was the end of an era. The end of an age that Americans and even the world would remember. So, let us take back to memory lane and see all the shenanigans you created.
By Victor Christy5 years ago in The Swamp
Thanks For The Memories
Mr. President, When I think about how to sum up the past four years as an American having watched your presidency I think the words you were fun to watch fit perfectly. You were, afterall, once in the "Battle of the Billionaires" and shaved another Billionaires' head, on Pay Per View.
By Jason Ray Morton 5 years ago in The Swamp
MAGA
Hi, Mr. Trump, My name is the name of a thousand voices that weren't heard when you became the president of the United States of America. There are a thousand questions I want to ask. Not to worry, they aren't as much about politics as they are about principles of business. Perhaps that's my entrepreneurial side wanting to come out and learn from a wealthy man as yourself. First question I want to ask what is the most valuable lesson your father taught you? Mine taught me to work hard and fight for my dreams, even if he himself had to sacrifice his to give me mine. He's now on the other side of the border, but that's none of your concern, is it?
By Jose Duron5 years ago in The Swamp
Dear Donald
Dear Donald, I am writing this letter to thank you. As a white woman raised in a Christian household where I never went without a meal and never worried whether or not I would have a place to sleep, there were many issues in this country I was unaware of.
By Courtney Pettersson5 years ago in The Swamp
Dear Mr. Trump
I hope this finds you and your family well. I want to start out by stating that I truly appreciate any and all sacrifices you may have made during your time as our president. I will admit, however, that I am not really aware of any of these sacrifices, though I know that they are there. I do not follow much in the realm of politics and it is easy to be swayed by what is spread through-out the social media platforms and via the news. It is, therefore, very difficult for someone like me who does not feverishly follow the media to get an accurate image of what is actually being said and done within the walls of the White House. Because of this I have tried not to judge you too harshly and have attempted to further educate myself more on your political agenda but, when you cannot maintain a proper public image it then becomes an issue for me. So, I am writing you because I want you to know what it is like for someone who is not fighting for either side but simply watching the war.
By Diseree Lee Zacher5 years ago in The Swamp
Dear President Trump
Dear President Trump, As a young man in the military, I was told by my first supervisor -- I'll call him Staff Sergeant (SSgt) G. -- that you should learn something from every supervisor. From some, you learn how to act; from others, you learn how not to act. You, sir, have been a case study in how not to act as a leader.
By Adam Patrick5 years ago in The Swamp
A letter to Donald Trump
What can I say that probably hasn’t been said before? Well, even the thought of writing to you is making me physically ill, to be honest, but even though I know you will probably never read this, I have to get all of this off my chest somehow, so here I go. I originally tried starting out with a sarcastic comment about your, erm, endeavours during your time in the presidency, given that so many people are still defending you with so much passion, so my first instinct was to say something funny about how in your commitment to showcase all the racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, and downright fascism that’s been boiling under the surface in American society, you took method acting a bit too far. See, that’s where the mistake was, in trying to write as if any of this was funny, because you put so many people’s lives in danger since you first began your campaign, that it instantly turned my stomach when I got to the examples of your “method acting”.
By Sandra Tena5 years ago in The Swamp








