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BLACK ROCK(INFLUENCE AND POWER)
INFLUENCE AND POWER In 2010, Ralph Schlosstein, the CEO of Evercore Partners and a BlackRock founder, called BlackRock "the most influential financial institution in the world."[20]
By ARTIST2 years ago in The Swamp
For Women's History Month, President Blasts the Rest of the World
March 11th (Santa Rosa, CA) – March is Women’s History Month, which started right here in Santa Rosa as just a single week in 1978. By 1980, the week became recognized at the federal level before expanding to the whole month in 1987. It was a great surprise and honor, then, that the recently installed President of the United States requested to give a speech before the Commission on the Status of Women—which founded and administered the original celebratory week—to commemorate this year’s observances.
By J.P. Prag2 years ago in The Swamp
BLACK ROCK (THE RISE AND HISTORY)
BlackRock, Inc. is an American global speculation organization situated in New York City. Established in 1988, at first as a venture risk the executives and fixed pay institutional resource chief, BlackRock is the world's biggest resource administrator, with US$8.59 trillion in resources under administration as of December 31, 2022.BlackRock works universally with 70 workplaces in 30 nations, and clients in 100 countries.BlackRock is the director of the iShares gathering of trade exchanged reserves, and alongside The Vanguard Gathering and State Road, it is viewed as one of the Huge Three file store managers.BlackRock is ranked 184th on the Fortune 500 list of the largest United States corporations by revenue.
By ARTIST2 years ago in The Swamp
Two Birds, One Stone
Before I begin this article, I must emphasize a few things. One, this is not a defense, nor condemnation of the actions these sailors have taken. Two, I in no way have any knowledge of their cases beyond what is publicly available. Three, this article is not intended to be your sole source of information on this case. It is but a start for more critical thinking about these cases, and others like it.
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in The Swamp
President Wants to Downsize Military, Legalize Drugs and Prostitution
February 27th (Portland, OR) – During a rare first-year State of the Union address, the President of the United States proposed a number of new, expanded, and reallocated programs. This included creating considerable controls over medical billing; investing in research that may lead to lowering the death rate related to heart disease; building massive desalination plants and filling the deserts with water; deploying more renewable and nuclear energy capabilities (along with carbon sequestration); constructing an elevator to space; and starting a two-year required national service for 18-year-olds. Of course, all of those high ideals brought up one question...
By J.P. Prag2 years ago in The Swamp
The End of Delaware Being a Tax Haven Finally at Hand?
February 27th (Wilmington, DE) – During the State of the Union, the President asked Congress to “close the Delaware Loophole” and level the playing field between States for attracting and retaining businesses.
By J.P. Prag2 years ago in The Swamp
High School Graduates Not Equipped for "Adulting", President Says
February 27th (Providence, RI) – Are 18-year-olds ready for college and starting down the path to their professional lives? The President of the United States does not believe so.
By J.P. Prag3 years ago in The Swamp
Climate Change is a Security Issue, President Insists
February 27th (Newport News, VA) – The President wants the country to focus in on five very specific scientific endeavors; ones that the administration says will tackle “the current real security problems and human toll due to climate change”, but will also set the United States up for a long-term future. By attempting to frame these issues both as “security” and “climate change”, the President seems to be hoping to woo enough Republicans and Democrats into supporting a common cause, even if it is for entirely different reasons.
By J.P. Prag3 years ago in The Swamp
What are the consequences of Russia unleashing its full nuclear arsenal?
Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is facing fierce resistance and humiliation, and they may be tempted to use their ultimate weapon: their full nuclear arsenal. In today’s thrilling new story, we explore the scenario of Russia launching a nuclear war. Which countries would be in their crosshairs? Don’t miss this shocking read! 🚀🌎💥
By Info3 years ago in The Swamp
Moscow's Calling - 10
This conversation happened on July 4, 2023. “Happy Independence Day, Donnie!” “Who is this?” “C’mon, Donnie, we haven’t spoken for a couple of weeks, and you are pretending not to know me? It’s Vladimir, your friend you call Vlad.”
By Lana V Lynx3 years ago in The Swamp
Is America on the Cusp of a Healthcare Revolution?
February 27th (Atlanta, GA) – Last night (February 26th), the President of the United States stood before a joint-session of Congress to deliver a rare first-year State of the Union Address. While those in attendance and the millions watching at home never learned if the condition of the country was “strong” or some other similar terminology, the President took the opportunity to lambast the Legislative and Judicial Branches for past perceived grievances. Yet after spending a good portion of the opening statement attacking these coequal parts of government, the President did take a significant amount of time to explain that there is usually more agreement than not, despite the rhetoric and the “media hype” of partisanship.
By J.P. Prag3 years ago in The Swamp
REVEALED: Putin’s Secret Bunker And Billion-Dollar Palace In Russia.
Vladimir Putin's billion-dollar Palace overlooking the Black Sea has its own casino and ice hockey rank and it's surrounded by a special no-fly zone. Underground tunnels lead to a secret bunker which indicates preparation for the worst-case scenario. He was considering the possibility of a chemical attack on his defence system and how can he protect himself from external threats from his people if they decide they don't want him around anymore. Insider decoded satellite images, renderings and photos of his hideout. To see how far Mr Putin will go to ensure his survival in the 190 000 square-foot mansion near the resort town of Gelenjik in southern Russia. That's one thousand miles away from his official residence the Grand Kremlin Palace in Moscow. Diagrams reveal that this Mansion has 11 bedrooms above ground and a high-security bunker below the main course constructed to have two different supplies of oxygen. There is a list of tunnels to bring additional provisions the drawing shows. The two tunnels are hidden in the hill under the Mansion, they are around 130 and 200 feet long cross-sectional sketches show 15-inch thick concrete walls that appear to be blast-proof tunnels. Moreover, there have multiple ventilation shafts in case of a chemical attack that could pollute the air and they're equipped with a freshwater supply, sewage lines and fire system. Everything Putin would need to survive for weeks at a time. Additionally, a lot of space to store cables, racks for conduits for power and fibre optics and the phone so that if the worst happens communications will continue to flow into the Palace. An Elevator Shaft connects the tunnels to the lower one, including a moving walkway leading to the Black Sea beach, allowing for a quick escape. These tunnels were built over 10 years ago demonstrating how long Putin has been obsessed over his safety. This is back when Putin was meeting with the U.S. presidents. We now know that in the back of his head, he was making preparations for existential conflict with the West.
By maruga kangeri3 years ago in The Swamp