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Calling Moscow - 22
This conversation happened on March 6, 2024 after Trump won the Super Tuesday GOP primaries. "Hello, Vlad?" (cheerful) "Yes, Donnie. You sound happy."
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Moscow's Calling - 15
This conversation happened on February 22, after Trump started to compare himself to the Russian opposition leader Alexey Navalny, who died in Putin's Arctic prison on February 16, 2024.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Putin is A Walking Dead
The cover image for this story is one of my favorite cartoons by Alesha Stupin because of its symbolism and allusions to various images, incidents and facts in Putin's life. It is based on the famous photo of topless Putin riding a horse that is often used to illustrate his masculinity and strength.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Moscow's Calling - 14
This conversation happened on February 6, after the Russian media confirmed that Tucker Carlson will be interviewing Putin in Moscow.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Calling Moscow - 21
I wrote this story awhile ago and forgot to publish. So posting it now. This conversation happened on January 8, 2024, the supposed birthday of Kim the Third of North Korea.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Peru-Ecuador War Explained
October 7th (Lima, Peru) — In a joint press release, the United States Supervisors of Foreign Relations and Safety and Security announced a nearly $250 million sale of military-grade weapons and equipment to Peru to be used as part of the country's ongoing war effort with ModRE in Ecuador. This action takes place despite growing domestic and international criticism about how Peru has been conducting their retaliatory mission after ModRE paramilitary forces undertook a surprise storm attack across the border that resulted in the systematic slaughter, rape, and defilement of thousands of unprepared Peruvians and surrounding property. Hundreds of mostly civilians were also taken captive and are still being held within Ecuadorian territory.
By J.P. Prag2 years ago in The Swamp
Moscow's Calling - 13
This conversation happened on January 1, 2024. “Hello, Donnie?” “Hello, Vlad! You are calling me again!” “Yes, just to wish you a Happy New Year. I hope it’s a better one for you than the one just ended.”
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Moscow's Calling -12
This call happened on Dec.25, 2023. “Hello, Donnie?” “Yes, Vlad! I’m so happy you called! You haven’t called me first in years!”
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Campaign Killer
“Come on, Lester, you’re the one that’s supposed to have all the answers. Why am I sagging in the polls? We are down nine points to that unknown newbie. Time to earn all that money I’m paying you.”
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in The Swamp
Sam Altman at The Altar of Strong Opinion
I had lunch at McDonald’s last week. I was there mostly because I love the Fillet-O-Fish. I order it each time I visit. It tastes melt-in-your-mouth amazing, and it's healthier than the burgers, there’s a bit of fish buried inside all that deep-fried breading.
By Scott Christenson🌴2 years ago in The Swamp
Calling Moscow - 20
This conversation happened on November 14, 2023, after Trump went through some of his records and stumbled upon a transcript of a 2019 call with Putin.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp
Calling Moscow - 19
This conversation happened on November 10, following rumors of Putin’s death and Trump’s testimony in the New York civil fraud case.
By Lana V Lynx2 years ago in The Swamp