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You're a Silly Goose

Now, get out of the f*cking way!

By Cathy holmesPublished about a year ago β€’ 1 min read
cbc.ca

Aerodynamic

formation in flight. On ground,

walks into traffic.

For FunHaiku

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • Angie the Archivist πŸ“šπŸͺΆabout a year ago

    So cute!. Absolutely gorgeous clip too… heartwarming πŸ’–

  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    Haha πŸ˜ƒ

  • Pauline Fountainabout a year ago

    Bahahaha. You’rs a light shining bright in the β€˜Sky-ku’ challenge. β€˜For fun’ is not easier to write I imagine. But this hilarious. And that is a gift to the reader. Pauline β™₯️

  • D.K. Shepardabout a year ago

    Haha! Hilarious! You are so good at coming up with such witty little gems like this one!

  • J. R. Loweabout a year ago

    Bahahahha oh stop it. They are quite silly aren’t they? 🀣🀣

  • Kristen Balyeatabout a year ago

    hahahaha!!! So perfect, Cathy! Still laughing!

  • Silver Dauxabout a year ago

    They know what they're doing I swear. They just look at you in the road like they own it haha. Great haiku!

  • L.C. SchΓ€ferabout a year ago

    This made me laugh nearly as much as taking out a toddler with an attack kite πŸ˜‚

  • Beautiful words, my friend. Well done.

  • Hannah Mooreabout a year ago

    this made me chuckle

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    LOL! Funny how they are so agile yet dumb at the same time! Love this

  • C. Rommial Butlerabout a year ago

    Ah, the scatalogically profuse Canadian Goose! They leave every parking lot a minefield for clean shoes! Well-wrought, Cathy!

  • Pamela Williamsabout a year ago

    I love it!

  • Antoni De'Leonabout a year ago

    Poor birdies, not knowing how wicked human things are. Innocent to anger and danger they stroll. Tempted to run them over.

  • Rachel Deemingabout a year ago

    I do love geese when they're in the sky and you hear them honking. Always a bit wary of them on the ground...

  • Hahahahahahahaha the way they're just taking their own sweet time! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    πŸ˜‚ How funny was that! Good one, Cathy! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  • Call Me Lesabout a year ago

    πŸ˜‚ silly cobra chickens...shakes fist... lol

  • Heather Zieffle about a year ago

    Soooo true! Great haiku, Cathy!

  • Caroline Cravenabout a year ago

    Ha! This is so true! I love the way everyone stops for them too! This was brill!

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    Silly geese! The irony of your juxtaposition is brilliant and hilarious, Cathy. Wonderful Haiku! This film clip is a hoot!

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Bahahaha!!! So freaking true!!! Love this :)

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    ah so very true! ha! well done, buddy!

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Wonderful and loving it!!!

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