Titanic - the real truth
A Matthew Fromm Bad movie challenge
By JBazPublished about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read
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Mad dash for Buffet'
All you can eat Steak and Shrimp
Causes Ship to Sink
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Note: Not to make light of this situation, as it is one of those stories that is etched in history, and captures our hearts as romantic, tragic, and mysterious. But I have also been on cruise ships and Damn the way people rush for food like it will disappear, you realize why they had to have different dine times. Now that is a balanced meal.
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
Comments (17)
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That was terrible but yeah! Hahah. I’d fire you from my film review magazine. It’s kinda true though about the buffet! Great job JBaz! Surely a parody movie will be out soon! 🫤🫣
Never been on a cruise, but now if I go I’ll keep my wits about me around the buffet…
Cleverly done ✅.
Lol! I love buffett style places...but one thing I hate is people all diving to be first...so yeah, I'm not interested in a cruise unless I'm the only one on board, and maybe, like, you know, the wife! lol. Well done on another that made me laugh, Jason!
Very good placement. I will stop the cruises with my yacht and the snacks. I will take a cruise ship for shrimp. After acknowledging that I have no future in Vocal. Liked it very much, Jason.
Hahahahahaha balanced meal, that was brilliant! Also, I love your dark humour here. You speak my language hehehehe
Hah! This was clever Jason!!
Funny! All you can eat steak and shrimp sinks big damn ship!
That’s a hilarious food-centered take on the story, Jason!
lol. That was hilarious.
I feel like a bad person for laughing now 😂
I'm very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this hilarious review!
This was hilarious. I know that it was a serious and tragic event, but I can totally imagine this happening. It's also a great take on the movie.
Funny spin on this challenge, JBaz!
Yes, and that's the effect of too much steak, particularly from those at the first tier of the ship! Cool take on the movie.
Laughed out loud at this one! I must be a sicko. The rush you mentioned it just one more reason ship cruises don't appeal to me.