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Deadpool (hearts) Wolverine

A Matthew Fromm Bad movie challenge

By JBazPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 1 min read

Two tough men in tights

Discover lube is more than

Anti chafing cream

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This is for Matthew Fromm's Challenge

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write Matthew a bad movie review haiku!

A 5-7-5 format for those who just want to have fun.

Authors Note:

I debated on submitting this one. In the end I just went with it.

J

For FunHaikuhumor

About the Creator

JBaz

I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.

I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.

Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.

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  • Laura Pruettabout a year ago

    Congrats on winning the Bad Movie Review haiku contest!

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    Way to go, Jason! 🍻

  • Lana V Lynxabout a year ago

    Haha, this is really funny, Jason, and congratulations on your win!

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Congratulations! You've done one of your own (Ryan/Wade/DeadP) proud! :)

  • Addison Mabout a year ago

    Haha this was perfect. I actually laughed out loud. Truly encapsulates the movie. Well wrote.

  • JBaz (Author)about a year ago

    Thank you to everyone who read and appreciated the humour. Cheers

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    LOL! This is very in keeping with the franchise to be fair! Nicely done, Jason! This made chuckle!

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    LOL I haven't seen this one yet, and now I'm hesitant. Seriously, I haven't even see Deadpool. You definitely didn't pull any punches with this one.

  • Lamar Wigginsabout a year ago

    😅🤩 Ahh, the power of discovery...enough said! Good one, J!

  • Hannah Mooreabout a year ago

    Ok, now I want to see this

  • Hahahahahahahahaha omgggg this was so freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Testabout a year ago

    Hahahahahahah! Jason.... I'm not sure what I was expecting but that wasn't it!! Damn, that was good!!

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Lol. Well done.

  • Stephanie Hoogstadabout a year ago

    I love this! I want to see this movie so badly, and you've just made me want to see it even more. Great job!

  • Heather Hublerabout a year ago

    Bahahaha!! Hilarious :) And the pic was perfect.

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    So this is rude now: Striker finally found a Way to shut you up

  • Matthew J. Frommabout a year ago

    I'm so happy you submitted this one....great entry do me a favor if you haven't already and drop a comment with the link on the original! Need to keep 'em all central.

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