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The Cat Shat in My Shoe

Omg what a thing todo

By Marie381Uk Published 5 months ago 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

The Cat Shat in My Shoe

The cat shat in my shoe

not the corner

not the litter tray

not the garden like cats are meant to do

Right in the left boot

my good one

the one I wore the day I met him

smiled too wide

thought life was changing

I didn’t see it at first

just felt something soft

as I slid my foot in

then the smell hit

like truth on a bad day

She didn’t even run

just stared

that long cold stare

cats give when they know

you won’t do a thing

And maybe I deserved it

maybe she’s seen me cry too much

smelled too many breakups on my coat

maybe she’s sick of sad music

and takeaways for one

She made her point

neat, precise

no mess

just the quiet insult of knowing

exactly where to hit

The dog pissed on my bed

the cat shat in my shoe

and I

still feed them both

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About the Creator

Marie381Uk

I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️

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  • Seema Patel5 months ago

    Sometimes they do. What can we do?

  • Calvin London5 months ago

    "that long cold stare cats give when they know you won’t do a thing" So true

  • Mark Graham5 months ago

    What's a pet owner to do in such circumstances. Good job and really quite funny in a way.

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