Pumpernickel bread … What the hell is pumpernickel? Sounds like a cheap whore Think I’ll pass mate Not quite ready to meet my fate
By Andrew C McDonald9 months ago in Poets
Went on a flight of fancy Fancy guys in silken suits Fancy women with rich old coots Manicured nails stroking wrinkled thighs
Love at First sight Haiku My eyes looked at you So sexy sweet I want you The best cream-cake wow
By Marie381Uk 9 months ago in Poets
I wanna get inked because I wanna look cool And I think tattoos totally fucking rule I wanna partial sleeve with some skulls and shit
By Sam Spinelli9 months ago in Poets
This absurd And that's a cat No a fact Who's fat? You so rat No rude Oh that dude Dude, they said you fat No! I didn't say that!
By L.I.E9 months ago in Poets
I fell down a hill Wearing heels I hope my boo-boos heals
You snatch up the keys Steathily try all the cars Not even one works! * Ha! We foiled you, Thief! Those keys belonged to a car
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶9 months ago in Poets
Dear Mr President, please can you tell me, Is there any truth to your Alcatraz epiphany? To open again this old penitentiary
By Raymond G. Taylor9 months ago in Poets
Stubbornly staring me down Making me look like a clown! I beg and I plead Desperate to read something different in your face.
Old moldy carrot Well, dust bunnies eat too Just drop it right there
The sun hides As the moon looks at me with adoring eyes My heart betrays me with its lies But my brain keeps me wise to my demise
By Atomic Historian9 months ago in Poets
Trauma is the spice of life It’s what makes the mundane enjoyable No matter how horrible It’s better being here than there
