First Class

Went on a flight of fancy

Fancy guys in silken suits

Fancy women with rich old coots

Manicured nails stroking wrinkled thighs

As rich sugar daddies sat back and sighed

Talking about politics and showing their ass

While sipping champagne in first class

Stewardess smiled despite the arrogant prick

Ogling her cleavage like he wanted a lick

He called her a stupid bitch for spilling a drip

Said she ought to be on a pole being paid to strip

Rich assholes just chuckled and sipped their expensive wine

Acting like all was hunky dory, really just fine

Over make-upped doxies looked her up and down dismissively

Expecting her to react demurely and submissively

I clenched my fists, wanting to punch out his lights

Regardless of my future need for cross country flights

Started to get up to teach rich dick a lesson

About respect for others and with whom to be messin’

But, plane hit a wind sheer and stewardess dipped her tray

Right into the arrogant prick’s lap just the right way

His crotch was soaked, his apoplectic face red

The stewardess just smiled like a cat just fed

Went to get paper towels as he ranted and raved

Looking like a urinal …, situation nicely saved

I chuckled to myself and gave her thumbs up on the sly

While inside I laughed so hard I thought I might die

Stewardess winked at me and asked if I needed anything

I said no, she’d already made my heart sing

Settled back in my seat and proceeded to read my book

Ignoring the cream of the crop as out the window I’d look

Next time I fly I’ll stick to the cheaper class

Where self righteous pricks don’t show their rich ass