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BE GONE
chocolaty brown woods, and, pitch chirping birds orange leaves under step rustle, aeolian along . strange musky aroma
By Riju Chaulagai3 years ago in Poets
Bubblegum Candy
Girls gathered in a group, chewing little clumps of sweetness. Smacking their pink glossy lips to taste the fruity flavors.
By Mother Combs3 years ago in Poets
How Much Does a Hot Dog Eating Champion Consume?. Content Warning.
How many calories can the amazing hot dog eating champ consume? How many hot dogs before his stomach goes boom? Does he lust after each dog?
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Free Hugs
Everyone needs at least one free hug. Especially when your problems irritate you like a flying bug. Offer me a free hug I say.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
The Reaper
As the night draws near, The reaper comes for me Reaching deep for my soul He whispers; "You're mine and I'll devour you slowly"
By Onwuka Winnie3 years ago in Poets
Dog Gone
A lass met a lad one fine day Who sat crying, not joining in play. "Why so sad?" said the lass. The lad said, "Alas, Loose-leashed Lassie left leaping away!"
By Sonia Heidi Unruh3 years ago in Poets
Jazzabell. Content Warning.
In the depths of the night, where shadows dance, Lies a temptress, a seductress, Jazzabell by chance. Her voice, a melodic whisper, sways in the air, Like a haunting melody that strips souls bare.
By Michael Davis3 years ago in Poets
Limerick of the Week #13
There'll always be consensus Among all the contentious That science defaults To truisms, false, And conventional wisdom is senseless..
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Limerick of the Week #14
Mouthbreather anti-vaxer, Ike Derided the pandemic spike; Dispatched was his ass, Eschewing the mask, And his heart and two lungs alike.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Poets
Chaotic Thoughts (What am I?)
The sound of the soul echoes inside Is that me, is that my sound I’m hearing? My thoughts are firing, but I can still hear me speaking
By Mo Darasi3 years ago in Poets
A Plagiaristic Poem Of Band And Musician Name Origins
Introduction I am just listening to Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" after listening to Camper Van Beethoven's remake of the same album, and that could be a Vocal story in itself, but here is the task I have set myself. Fourteen Band names and a brief explanation of the same in the form of a sonnet.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 3 years ago in Poets
All I Need
I have all that I need in life. I'm happy and at ease. I do not want for anything - Well, maybe one of these... ---
By Dana Crandell3 years ago in Poets