If I ever go do such a dumb act As to go fall in love with any old chap Or may it even be a gal Give me a good kick in the rear
By Novel Allen3 years ago in Poets
I love you Do I need to say any more? Your loud gas fizz Your bold red hue I love you Your rich iron nose Your deep rust tang
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Poets
I NEVER thought that this day would come... 😢 Ice Cream, it's time for you to kick rocks; there's a new guy that has been taking me for a spin around the block...
By Tiffany Gordon3 years ago in Poets
Walk Like A Zombie Pain Oh, Pain Oh Walk Like A Zombie Pain Oh, Pain Oh If they walk too, fast they might Just fall over.
By Mariann Carroll3 years ago in Poets
Stepping through the front door, you walk down through the hall, mixed up pairs of odd shoes, are scattered on the floor.
By Hazel Rymell 3 years ago in Poets
From the Windows To the Wall This man's sweat pours in waterfalls Whenever he'd dance and shake Sweat puddles formed into lakes
By Thavien Yliaster3 years ago in Poets
There once was a woman who was stacked She had quite the impressive rack Then one day she howled out in pain Since her spine was inflamed
Love can be nice, like a hot bowl of rice. But every time you date, you roll the dice. You can date a guy with lots of pet mice, or a girl who has lice. It won’t be very nice.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
Keep your thoughts nice and clean (at least you might be happy) Put on a true face that you mean (some singles find it flirty)
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Poets
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange... Orange who? Orange you glad I told that joke! Who... Who who? Who whooo! Train's coming!
How do I know if they’re fake friends or real? People don’t come with a banana peel. I can’t see what’s inside, I’m feeling a little fried.
Carbs and catharsis Let out all your emotions Indulge in comfort * Thanks for reading! Just a little funny haiku inspired by a comment to and fro between myself and Donna Fox on another of my pieces called Why/What that you can read here:
