Terms and Conditions
A Guide to Life...
Keep your thoughts nice and clean
(at least you might be happy)
Put on a true face that you mean
(some singles find it flirty)
Go to places to be seen
(only if you’re under thirty)
Avoid older spots where you’ve been
(only if you’re over forty)
And remember to forgive others; never gloat, never stare
(and if you can remember all of these, then sign right here:
_______________)
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Kendall Defoe
Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page. No AI. No Fake Work. It's all me...
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Comments (14)
I loved this Kendall! I can definitely sign this but I can't promise I'll remember it! 😜 If I promise to just do my best can I sign anyways? I do love the set of guidelines and way you presented them though! It felt playful and witty, overall brought a smile to my face and gave cause for several reads. Great work!
Sign first, read later! 🫣🫣
Ohh, this is wittty!
fantastic writing! I enjoyed it immensely.
This is a perfect blend of witty, whimsical and philosophical. Well done, Kendall!
Signed it! Because remember, yes. Follow them, no 🤣🤣🤣
Ah, the fine print. Congrats. 🥂
I think my contract has expired. 🤣 Great job, Kendall!
great work. thanks for sharing
So true. This works brother. Nicely done.
Lol and we always sign it!
So fun and witty! Well done :)
Always forgiveness ❤️💯😉❗
I sign!