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Poetry-Not for Me
I’ve been on Vocal now for over a year and a half. During this time, I’ve noticed a growing trend towards poetry. Maybe I’m old and set in my ways, but that style of writing has never held my attention. Let’s face it, no one in the real world speaks that way.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Poets
Down!
Down, down, down boy, down, lest I slap you to the sand. Let me be, to nap in my gown. Paw me man, I will snap your hand.
By J. S. Wade3 years ago in Poets
It.
It. I don’t know what It is, but I hope I have It. You can’t want It. Wanting It is a sure fire way to know you don’t have It.
By Charles Klae3 years ago in Poets
THE UNSPEAKABLE
Amidst the twilight's hallowed veil, Where words do falter, efforts fail, Lies The Unspeakable, a realm untold, Where emotions soar, yet words withhold.
By Akomu Addeh3 years ago in Poets
Purpose
In the bustling anthill, a hero stands, A male ant, purposeful in these lands. With strength and diligence, he's called to be,
By Rhodel Ramos3 years ago in Poets
A Disgraceful Place for a Pineapple
O pineapple, You take me to tropical isles, with juicy breezes and pokey palm tops. I delight to find you As a tart surprise in fruit salad
By Sonia Heidi Unruh3 years ago in Poets
How I Met Your Dad
Oh baby boy I’ll tell you how Mom and Dad First met On a cold eve At the bar A bash for a pal I may not have gone out at all
By K. C. Wexlar3 years ago in Poets
Modern Miscommunication
👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left 👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left 👆🏼⬅️📱❌ Left … what a bore 👆🏼➡️📱❤️ Yes … oooh I like him 👆🏼➡️📱❤️ Yes … this one is nice
By Jennifer Vasallo 3 years ago in Poets
Drunk or Smitten
Wit a 4 Loko, ma luv grew. Shee wuz a 10 who shot a wink at ma soul Nd made me SO Loco! . Wiht a Buzz Ball, Ma love gru.
By Jay Kobayashi3 years ago in Poets
Up Here
We sit up here All tall and proud, To peck and caw At the passing crowd. We perch up here All smug and coy, To screech and scare
By Sarah O'Grady3 years ago in Poets
The Fabulous, Astounding, Magnificent Marshmallows. Top Story - July 2023. Content Warning.
Excuse me, excuse me Ladies and gentlemen Introducing The fabulous The astounding The magnificent ... Me It's marshmallow time, baby.
By Paul Stewart3 years ago in Poets
I Just Can’t
I can’t eat, ain’t got no food, 🧐 can’t make out, not in the mood, 🤷🏻‍♀️ can’t go to town, my car is down, 😳 can’t top the hill,
By Moe Radosevich3 years ago in Poets