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Ode to a Coffee Mug
Oh cherished coffee mug, a vessel of delight, With each sip you bring warmth, morning to night. Your sturdy embrace, a comfort to hold,
By Abnoan Muniz2 years ago in Poets
Little coffee cup
Oh little cup I fill you up With coffee in the morning. And when my spirits start to flag Another stops me yawning. O ~ 0 ~ o ~
By Raymond G. Taylor2 years ago in Poets
Ode to Keys
I think that I shall never see A tool as useful as a key. A key that when it's placed at rest Sits uncomplaining in a pocket or on a desk.
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in Poets
The Language of Tulips: A Symphony of Love's Enduring Beauty
"The Language of Tulips: A Symphony of Love's Enduring Beauty" In gardens lush, where blooms cascade, Reside the tulips, love's charade, Their petals soft, a vibrant hue, Conceal a tale both old and new.
By Joy Lakra2 years ago in Poets
Hey waiter!
You are such a splendid tool, I love to hold your handle. Cut the seal, draw out the cork, Then sip a nice Zinfandel.
By Raymond G. Taylor2 years ago in Poets
All's Well That Ends Well
His femme pro temps was a femme fatale, she, Who worked his worth until worthless was he; Said she in a tone that baited seductively,
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
The Teachings Of Don Juan. Content Warning.
Guy meets a brujo Chews peyote and gets high Does some trippy shit *** Book cover image copyright held by publisher and/or artist. Digital copy posted under Fair Use.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Poets
Ode To A Dishwasher
Introduction The challenge refers to the form being an Ode but doesn't specify that it has to use the Ode format. Of course, I will make sure that mine uses an Ode format, here is the Wikipedia definition which should give you an idea.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Poets
Dishwasher
Oh, mighty cleanser of filth. How you purge the carnage from my silverware! You bring sparkles where there was stain. With one puck, you move mountains of food!
By James Crawford2 years ago in Poets
A Real Pane!
I don't understand. People are always calling me a pane. Just what have I done to deserve such disrespect? I let in the light while blocking the wind and cold.
By Mark Gagnon2 years ago in Poets
I Thought You Said This Would Work
Inspired by Judey Kalchik. (I'm sensing a bit of a trend.) What broke a friendship is revealed during a trip to get back Peanut.
By Alexandria Stanwyck2 years ago in Poets
I Love Rocky Road
I love rocky road, so put another piece in my open mouth, baby! I love rocky road, the marshmallow, nuts and lots of chocolate
By Paul Stewart2 years ago in Poets