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I Love Rocky Road

Sorry Arrows, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts,

By Paul StewartPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_road_(dessert)#/media/File:Rocky_Road_Brownies_(6064853142).jpg

I love rocky road, so put another piece in my open mouth, baby!

I love rocky road, the marshmallow, nuts and lots of chocolate

I love rocky road, so put another piece in my open mouth, baby!

I love rocky road, that's why I'm sitting in a wheelbarrow now, baby

I love rocky road, so why don't you just come and sit down with me

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Thanks for reading!

Had this kicking about for a few days, then saw the new challenge. I do have a more serious one for that challenge, but I am going to put this one forward first.

It's got marshmallows, so why wouldn't I love rocky road?

Decided to do a take on I Love Rock And Roll - I am not as sorry as the subtitle suggets!

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Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    I'm not as sorry as the subtitle suggests 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved your poem!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Bahahaha. Love this! And yes, I sang it.

  • I don't know, Paul, the road you're taking sounds kind of rocky. (And delicious.)

  • Sara Wilson2 years ago

    The only rocky road I've ever seen or had is the ice cream and ewww lol. But I hate things in my ice cream... and marshmallows :P That all being said, those brownies up there actually look really good and now I wanna try one. ^_^

  • Heather Hubler2 years ago

    I sang along even though I don't care for Rocky Road :) Such a fun one!

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    This one is a real crackup, Paul. Well done.

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    delightful! 😁

  • Test2 years ago

    OH! There’s a new challenge? I need to go see. I had next to no sleep last night because a giant bug was in my room and I went to sleep in the spare room with no AC. But this was the perfect start to my morning. That wheelbarrow line made me LOL in public. I needed that. 😊

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