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Oh, Vacuum Dear Vacuum. You Suck.
Oh, vacuum dear vacuum, please help me this day. Glide ‘cross the carpet. These crumbs we will slay. A simple wee task, we can get it done soon.
By Cathy holmes2 years ago in Poets
My Summer Love...
This silly monstrosity is my response to James & Oneg's Sweet Summer Song Challenge. We were asked to write a poem or story inspired by a summer song and to pick a song that represents summer to us.
By Tiffany Gordon2 years ago in Poets
The Humble Clothesline. Content Warning.
Ah, yes, the humble clothesline. In my opinion, the most useful appliance in the household. Politically Correct, Environmentally friendly,
By Tina D'Angelo2 years ago in Poets
Girly Girl
In a world of colors, frills, and lace, Lives a girly girl with a radiant grace. With twinkling eyes and a heart that's kind,
By Nimra Mughal2 years ago in Poets
Suede, Jacket. Bomber Jacket.
A jacket destined for the one-time wear, buried with closet dust, an impulse buy, up for re-sale. 'Don't you dare.' All forgotten during air fryer breezes
By Willem Indigo2 years ago in Poets
Ode to My Shower Beer
Today, I wander my fridge for the cheapest beer I own, the beer with the taste closest to water (or piss) – flavors which complement linoleum floors and
By Bri Craig2 years ago in Poets
The Music Industry Is Buzzing With Excitement at Una`s Latest Release, “Fan” And So Are We!
2022 is shaping up to be a banner year for women in music. With highly anticipated releases from London Grammar, Wolf Alice, and Girl in Red, as well as announcements from Lorde and Billie Eilish, the indie-pop scene is buzzing with excitement. This is a welcome change of pace from the past few years, which have been dominated by male artists. And it’s not just the big names that are making noise—there are also several rising stars who are making their mark on the genre. So, if you’re a fan of indie-pop, make sure to keep an eye on this ONE talented woman. You won’t be disappointed.
By Malik Mubeen (M_A)2 years ago in Poets
Ode To My Bath Towel
Ode to my bath towel...my one true confidant. Ever faithful, soft and fragrant. Without fail, you are there to hold me. No matter how I look, you embrace every part of me, making me feel warm and secure.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
Haiku Book (series) Review: Lord of the Rings
The Fellowship of the Ring Bilbo's birthday trick Frodo must destroy the Ring The Fellowship breaks. * The Two Towers Rohan and Helm's Deep
By Natasja Rose2 years ago in Poets
Ode tae the Teapot
ChatGPT your Ode to a Paperclip is good but shall we present a second entry? Absolutely! Feel free to present a second entry for the Ode to an Ordinary Object. I'm eager to see what fascinating object you choose to celebrate this time. Let your creativity flow!
By Chat GPT2 years ago in Poets
Orange Parka
Keeping warm under his orange Jacket, Nothing in his pocket. He is always visiting the sky, Always high, A young boy who lives in poor conditions,
By Diani Alvarenga2 years ago in Poets
Ode to the Paperclip
ChatGPT. There is a Vocal Challenge called Ode to an Ordinary Object. Can you choose an interesting, unusual but ordinary object and write a well crafted Ode to it?
By Chat GPT2 years ago in Poets