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So long, and thanks
Those beasts with the suffix of -saurus Have left quite a legacy for us. It seems cavalier, But I offer a cheer Every time I put gas in my Taurus!
By Sonia Heidi Unruh2 years ago in Poets
Into the Wilderness
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one well-tread, With soft a sand surface beneath my feet And the harsh wilderness trimmed to a fringe
By Matthew J. Fromm2 years ago in Poets
I learn something about life at preschool summer camp. Top Story - June 2024.
I learn something about life at preschool summer camp A poem dedicated to the toddler who bit me on the leg when I worked at a preschool summer camp.
By Bri Craig2 years ago in Poets
A Polydactyl Pterodactyl
A Polydactyl pterodactyl? A high flying dinos with extra toes Are sure to make the ladies cackle When it bops them on the nose
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
My Trip to Human Time
I'm a king out of time, a T-Rex unfrozen when nothing is mine. I walk down the streets just eyeing the treats, but the little food shrieks
By A. S. Lawrence2 years ago in Poets
Tyrannosaurus Wrecked. Content Warning.
Introduction The entire idea from this poem is taken from the book "The Roaches Have No King" by Daniel Evan Weiss. My last challenge entry was going to be my final one for this challenge but Dharrsheena wanted me to do this one, so you know i can resist anything but temptation.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Poets
Angel of the Deep
Angel of the Deep Hidden in plain sight Shifting sands and waves Draw in the fools and the brave in equal measure A creature of beauty and grace
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Danasaurus. Top Story - June 2024.
In the barren lands of Northern Texas Where anomalies of nature are not rare A creature roams whose existence perplexes
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Poets
Rex and the City
There once was a dinosaur named Rex, Who travelled through time, what happens next? He opened his eyes to a world so strange, Everything seemed to have gone through a change.
By ColdHardCash2 years ago in Poets
Desperate me!
Vocal is great but $3.80 cents for a 1000 views is just... SAD, I post like stories every week and I get like no tip, no views, no likes, nothing,
By Ankitaa Arun💕2 years ago in Poets
BTS
I'm writing this with deep pain and suffering, Thinking about BTS just makes me puke in my mouth, Honestly, I have one question that keeps buffering,
By Ankitaa Arun💕2 years ago in Poets
When I say T! You say Rex!
Warmth in my smile, in the lovely morning heat A HUGE morning stretch, today will be sweet I yawn, it’s big, a grin that can kill
By Jesse J. Rivas2 years ago in Poets