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A Polydactyl Pterodactyl

Maybe It Was The Smokes

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
A Polydactyl Pterodactyl
Photo by Kathy Morales on Unsplash

A Polydactyl pterodactyl?

A high flying dinos with extra toes

Are sure to make the ladies cackle

When it bops them on the nose

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the extra digits are a bonus

If you’re in a boxing match

And sure to make you want to cuss

When your socks get in a bunch

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Extra fingers come in handy

When you’re scrolling on the web

Sometimes it makes you feel cranky

Trying to smoke a cigarette

But they're bad for you anyway

I mean the smokes and not the fingers

Although they couldn't make you last

your impact on the world still lingers

Dinos rule

Humans drool

For Funhumor

About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha this was hilarious!

  • Mark Graham2 years ago

    Exactly as Cathy says. LOL!

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Wtf was that? I just laughed out loud. Love it!

  • Joe Patterson2 years ago

    TEAM DINOSAUR 🤣🤣🤣

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Great stuff, Kelli! I LOL'd at the colsing lines.

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