My wife received a salary increase at her work. Where does she work? At the accounting firm across town. Is that by the restaurant with the clown?
By Babs Iverson2 years ago in Poets
Can you to do something for me Ruthie? Sure, anything… what do you need? Can you to get me a lawyer… quickly? Why? What’s happened? Look out, if someone’s dared hurt you!
By Angie the Archivist 📚🪶2 years ago in Poets
dynamysticistics and minor inconveniences about his love for my wisdom, always write in the way of his artifice. no brakes;
By ⸘jason alan‽2 years ago in Poets
“What’s this? A struggling snack caught in my web?” “No, no! I’m not a snack, just air, I swear!” “A wind are you? Just air that flows and ebbs?”
By Kenny Penn2 years ago in Poets
Past: Hey you remember that one time, when we... Present: Don’t! Future: What? What happened? Present: I dare you, let's not talk about it.
By Jess S2 years ago in Poets
don't know why but it is the easiest for me to whip out a rhyme or poem it's your monkeyitis says him monkeyitis huh yaaa
By Denise E Lindquist2 years ago in Poets
If I take you there, will you promise to behave, when I throw the boomerang?
By James Green2 years ago in Poets
🙋♂️“Did you hear a scream?!” 🙋♀️ “Yes I was the one who screamed! A mouse just ran across the room from that cabinet! a-a-A mouse!!!”
By VJHD2 years ago in Poets
In the vast, high sky Sky blue like a gentle dream. The color of the sea, the color of the sky Carrying a heavy load of love, sending a few words.
By nhuphan2 years ago in Poets
Abstract thoughts and swaying motions Narrow minds and Numbing deeds Images and magic potions Vying for varied parts of me
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
I woke up with a hand in bed severed at the wrist. It wasn’t mine. Both mine were fine! but cold and dead the hand in bed
By Amos Glade2 years ago in Poets
A ha’penny for thee! A ha’penny for thee! Harken you creators I gift a ha’penny to thee! Bring forth your words
By Matthew J. Fromm2 years ago in Poets