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Mmm Ja; Schiesse

Scatirical?

By BrenPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read

with a hand full of faeces

and the other on my pecker

i rub the poop into my chest

and grab the Black and Decker

i sand my tiny ballbag

like an epileptic chippy

then i rub them as i hum

like a semi retarded hippy

i'm sanding

and rubbing

and humming

and smearing

this is not just a fleeting hobby

it's hard and dedicated work

i squeeze a turd down my japs eye

then grab my taint and jerk

shaking shit all over the room

i try and cum on my chest

then i rub and hum some more

and only then will i rest!

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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