A BEER IN MY HAND
Breeze at my back
Cold brews wantonly beckon
DOUBTLESS, you can tell by now, I already downed a few
EFFING EF! My speech is slurred
FOR that bitterness of a beer leaves me craving more
Goodness gracious, but I feel so mellow
HOW's aboot a kiss me lovely fella
I just need to go puke and take a tinkle, then I will be back anon
JUST you save those sumptuous smacks for me
KNEELING by the loo, I loudly hack and puke
Losing all that lovely beer a'slewing away down the loo
MINUTES later, here I am ready for the kisses
Not a handsome lad can I find as I wobble forthwith
Ok, so my breath may stink, and the place reek of vomity beer
Please, next time don't be rude and sneak away
Quiet please, I need to sleep
Rouse me come morning, so I can to work drive
Sure I will be fine to drive, why do you ask
To the fridge I toddle, to get me a beer
Under no circumstances will you drink another beer
Vexed, I agree, maybe not such a good ideoh!
Why is there so much noise, it is so very quiet
X-hausted, I fall asleep on the sofa
Yuking ukuleles playing lovely songs
Zzzzzzzz's lulling me to sleep.
~~~~~Goodnight, sleep tight.
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Novel Allen
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Comments (18)
Now this is a great take for the challenge, I was laughing and reminiscing at the same time. Good luck
Hi 'N' - Don't drink at all but, always appreciate your quips. btw; liquid calories count ~ rather have cheescake 'j'
Fun abecedarian Novel! ☺️👏 I don’t drink as much beer these days more rum! You sound like such a booze hound in this! 😁
Where I come from beer is associated with old men who sit in clubs and listen to a common Kenyan music 'rhumba'. True I don't like the stench that comes from one's mouth after a bottle but its a cool refreshing type of drink (so I hear)..Nice job here.
ONE OF THE BEST LAUGHABLE POEM..
VERY CUTE AND FUNNY
VERY NICE MAM
This was fun! Of course, never been there, can't relate.... not one bit... not at all!
Have you dug in my memory box?? lol (I still like a good old cold beer with pizza...occasionally, of course)
clever-I recall tasting beer-yuck not for me.
Hahahahahahahaha this made me laugh! Loved this fun take on the challenge!
Another X-celent choice of x words! So funny.
THIS SO CUTE, WITTY AND REAL!
This is the cutest thing that I've seen in a long time! Marvelously witty! Go No Go! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Abc-lutely quenching.
Sounds like a roommate I had my sophomore year of college, lol.
I'm not the biggest beer fan, but I understand the sentiment. Could go for a Perrier now... ;)
Hahaha. Love it! And I also love beer.