i might not have been very happy
but i was almost a quarter to content
it wasn't the lap of luxury
but it wasn't a fucking tent
it wasn't a fucking caravan
perched all angle-y on a lawn (with a fucking power fucking lead running
from a fucking window in the fucking rain)
and the fucking door all falling off
it wasn't the fucking Taj Mahal
or all fucking fairy-tale dreamy
it wasn’t a fucking tower block
i wasn’t a fucking schemey
it wasn't fucking disney land
no six foot fucking mouse
it wasn't a turd world McMansion
it was just a fucking house
it had fucking windows
it had fucking doors
it had a lovely beige toned carpet
on all the fucking floors
taps in the fucking bathroom
and in the kitchen an' out the back
all the fucking walls were fucking perfect
not a single fucking crack
tiles on the fucking roof
a fucking welcome fucking mat
an' a little fucking hook (behind the fucking door)
to hang your fucking hat
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
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I hear ya
Humorously written!!! Fun & loved!!!💕❤️❤️
Haha. This one I read outloud. Hilarious