Flat. You. Late.
Gas lighting at its finest
Hold your nose if this guy walks past
Praying your nostrils can handle a blast
Treat your nose with ease
He just cut the cheese
Oh lovely wonders of passing the gas.
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Joe Patterson
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Comments (29)
Rather long-winded and full of hot air, but I am glad that you got this out and gave it an airing...
I know guys like that 😳, funny one buddy 😂
Good one. One question who cut the cheese? Quite original.
Good heavens this is funny! And what a clever title.
Too funny. Great job, keep up the awesome work.
great one bro.
Love the use of idioms.Very funny!
Unapologetic and true! 🤣.
good one!
😆Nice piece❗😉💯
Picture is a perfect fit. Love your word choices it added depth. I enjoyed the comical approach
Good title. Amused myself with ‘So, you’re oats?’the other day but haven’t found a use for it yet. You’re welcome to it if you can make something of it.
Love it! Congrats! My grandmother always said there is more room on the outside than the inside. 😂
Congratulations on your Top Story! I love the layered meaning behind the humour. Well done! Loved and subscribed.
Congrats on the Top Story.
Hahahaha!!!! Good one
Congratulations on Top Story!
lo congrats on a funny clever TS!
Haha! Great limerick! Also, LOVE the title and subtitle- very clever! Congrats on top story!
Congratulations on your Top Story
LOL!!! Super Limerick!!!
Hahaha this guy smells like trouble even before you can smell him. Really funny! Great stuff!
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Clever! Well done!
Haha! Very clever.