Ellie
[John accuses Feck of having feelings for his blow-up doll, Ellie]
my girlfriend got a puncture
and i’m all outa rubber glue
i'm lonely and i’m horny
what am i gonna do
a hot ash spat out of the fire
she went down like a flat tire
i let her go a moment too soon
she was all like ppppfffffftttttt
all round the room
like a letting go of a helium balloon
i tried a couple of band aids
to stop the slow leak
but every time i got on top
she'd deflate with a queefy squeak
should have never let her
play with the bloody cat
i’m totally gutted
i nearly nutted
and then she went flat
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"Do It Again" the track that would ultimately open the Beach Boys final album on Capitol Records which was released on February 10th 1969 had originally been released as a single in August of 1968. The track was the first of many post-Pet Sounds era throwbacks to the early Beach Boys sound which would become continually more cliched and eventually lead the Beach Boys to the level of self-parody they would eventually succumb to in the 1980s while their closest contemporaries The Beatles nearing the end of their run in 1969 would go on to be viewed as the most influential band of all time. However, the song itself is not bad on its surface, and it opens with a futuristic sounding (for 1969) drumbeat captured by then-Beach Boys engineer Stephen Desper using tape delays on the drums performed by Dennis Wilson and John Guerin. The song has been re-recorded numerous times over the years on various Beach Boys-related projects most notably the 2011 re-recording at Capitol studios featuring the five surviving Beach Boys at the time backed instrumentally by various members of both the Brian Wilson Band and Mike Loves touring "Beach Boys" to promote the then upcoming Beach Boys 50th Anniversary reunion tour in 2012. The hammering and power drill sound at the end of the song was an excerpt from a track called "Workshop" that was to be a part of the uncompleted "SMiLE" album.
By Sean Callaghan6 days ago in Beat
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Hilarious!!!
Brenton !!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t! SMH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how did you even come with this
Hilarious Brenton… Two words… Pocket Pus*y … BTW, if you try one let me know how it is… Always figured cleaning it would be … disturbing…. 😂
This one made me think of Inflatable You 😁 https://youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM?si=wM-ttjChX9ga4mMw
Bahahaha. I am dying. What a riot Brenton